Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

Joey has killed more than you can imagine.

graduation 

finals

life

supernatural finale.

Out here wit these fruits #PronouncingThingsIncorrectly Pt. 18 | IB TJ Steez

😂😂😂😂 im dead

champagonay manjuice

nah forreal what is that last one??

I think the last one a jackfruit

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and

i am so using this

and you should too

let’s bring it back

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

Lots of variety this year!

A late bloomer!

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

this is pure and good

“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that.  So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

This is my new favourite post. Whenever there’s a female character who fights, it’s always because she’s learned from older male relatives. I’m gonna print this post and put it on my wall bc it gave me new hope for humanity.

Public service announcement: Please don’t support Urban Outfitters, not only do they constantly cause controversy with racism,and glorifying mental illness, but they’re ridiculously overpriced. I know you like their stuff but there are ((more affordable)) alternatives.  I get all my stuff at ameliastardust and it’s all great quality and not only is she not problematic but she’s a fellow tumblr user, so please just save your money and support actual good small stores like this.   

i just find it funny that they sell the same exact things but urban outfitters hikes up their products ¾ths the price

omg yes finally someone posts an alternative to urban outfitters instead of just bashing them, does anyone remember when they made a  Faux Blood-Stained Kent State Sweatshirt after the shooting??

oh my god this is actually insane??  I can’t believe they’re charging 8 dollars for a PLASTIC CHOKER. JFC. Also you guys can use the code TUMBLR for 15% off your order at AmeliaStardust.nyc, plus I throw in a free gift to make ya extra happy!

[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”

[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM"]

I love these memes.

Never not reblog sassy-sarcastic Jesus lovingly putting people on the right track.

this was an adventure

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

Every time I see a cashier with a chair I’m like “I support this business”, no joke. That shit shows me that a company actually CARES about it’s employees. Quit making people stand on their feet for 8 hours straight that shit is torture.