you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

Dies and comes back right

#When only death could have possibly fixed you

#have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again

having a nightmare while taking a nap is like the ultimate betrayal

like I’m sleeping recreationally. this is supposed to be fun sleep time.

Goncharov coming third in tumblr's top 100 movies of 2023 is so damn funny. Imagine being a film studio exec who spent millions making some of the other 97 movies listed below it only to be beaten by a film that cost exactly zero dollars to make and doesn't exist

#AND its not existing was a 2022 thing #like things do not die or get old on this post #we beat a dead horse to the point where we’re just throwing hands with bottles of glue

@listen-to-the-inner-walrus tags are raw and powerful and deserve to be seen

you can explain how a post was misinformation without calling people who fell for it 'terminally online freaks' i think

the assumption that people only fall for misinformation if they're already too online is... weird. first of all people who are in that kind of situation need help, not insults, and second of all that isn't even true. anyone can fall for misinformation. i thought we've all heard of grandmothers freaking out about the first online clickbait headline they've ever seen and forwarding it to everyone they know. i thought that was the point of the 'you are not immune to propaganda' meme.

like sorry i didn't immediately fact check when spotify wrapped drops every year, i was waiting for microsoft teams to load while i was at work and didn't want my boss to see me on my phone, and by the time i got home i was thinking about what to make for dinner. sorry.

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

D'you ever just remember that there's a box truck in BBC's Merlin? Like canonically, on screen. There's a truck.

Ah, my favorite character

Mooncat by Denise Warren

Treat break from beauty sleep

when richard siken said "he was pointing at the moon but i was looking at his hand" i had no choice but to go crazy with longing

{Quotes :Norwegian Wood Haruki Murakami / Sarah Kay}

𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴…

Anna & Vlad crying over “She’s Dating A Gangster”

every day i wake up and i have to come up with foods to eat

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

Ceramic Nightlights // DoDo Chang