guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

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fuckrealityihaveablog

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.

gunsandfireandshit

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

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demilypyro

Warning for cis men: if a trans woman invites you to play dungeons and dragons do NOT accept. She is attempting to induct you into her coven, and likely infect you with cooties

inkthecryptid

Out of my way loser I’m boutta get it

inkthecryptid

I am no longer a cis man

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soberscientistlife

Excellent Point

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oneheadtoanother

yo-its-matt

it sure fucking is buddy

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lanzhansmiles

animentality

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lanzhansmiles

I like this a lot

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i love you

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nikimetalaf

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fishy-lava

whitepeopletwitter

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

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rosslynpaladin

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

hugtheteadrinkthekitten

Some recent gems:

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And of course there’s

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#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

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parlezvousladybug

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

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memeuplift

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neil-gaiman

eyimpostinghere asked:

Hi Neil,

How much has your work been inspired by Goncharov (1973)?

neil-gaiman answered:

The whole of Season 2 of Good Omens was inspired by Goncharov. Dottie and Sadie, Aziraphale and Crowley's wives, were basically my take on Perdita and Brigitte, the two tourists who worked in the condom factory, and the whole Goncharov helium balloons and clowns sequence. For that matter, without Goncharov it would never have occurred to me to have made the comedy in episode 4 the fact that Dottie and Sadie and their husbands have unknowingly all been booked in the same hotel room, or to have had the Archangel Gabriel played by a chinchilla. Yes.

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everythingfox

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evilios

Rejection-sensitive or not, you have to accept when people say “no” and realize that people’s “no” is not about you. A boundary is never about you, it’s about that person’s sense of security. Do not make people’s personal limits a matter of targeted offence.