I Don't Care

Bedazzled (2000) dir. Harold Ramis

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

These are Flashlight fish or Photoblepharon palpebratus. Those lightspots are sacks which contain luminous bacteria. Their eyes are just above them! The lightspots can be shut off by  by the fish using either a dark lid or by being drawn into a pouch.

Now that the kind of club i would rave to.

i like my coffee how i like my coffee—i like my coffee :- )

like for bread, reblog for bread, ignore for bread

Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??