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it/neos my dms r very open (I have no friends)

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

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froodette

You know what to do boys

🚨AI generated bullshit alert! 🚨

I’m guessing the giveaway is that strawberries don’t do that, but I don’t know enough about strawberries to be confident on that

Not really, the biggest giveaway is just how weird and crunchy the image looks when you zoom in

Like I think this kind of distortion happened because the AI is referencing jpegs that have been squished down into smaller file size

But also you can see how the shapes just look like nothing at this scale

What made me look closer was “hmm…those aren’t strawberry leaves…” but it’s the details that always give it away

But also you can

see how the shapes just look like

nothing at this scale

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This doesn’t sound healing. Sounds like she’s almost mute and borderline catatonic at times following her ordeal.

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lymphal

If this little girl ever hurts herself, do you think she would be to blame?

Or would you consider the many people who forced her into this situation to be responsible?

Those responsible of forcing a 13 year old child into giving birth to her rapists baby:

Clarence Thomas, Supreme Court

Amy Coney Barrett, Supreme Court

Neil M. Gorsuch, Supreme Court

Samuel A. Alito, Jr, Supreme Court

Brett M. Kavanaugh, Supreme Court

And of course... Her rapist, the stranger who forced her pregnancy in the first place!

They all played a part in a 13 year old girl being forced to give birth, and people are acting like this is a good opportunity for her???!!!

I would lack enough sanity to eat myself alive right in the maternity ward.

Fuck the United States

And every "prolife" activist and everyone who voted Republican and every dipshit who voted Libertarian or Green and every pretentious idiot who thinks they're above politics or too special and pure to vote for the lesser of two evils. It's their fault too.

anti-trans activists: supporting trans rights is misogynistic!

also anti-trans activists: trans women can’t compete in chess tournaments because we think trans women are men and men are obviously intellectually superior to women

Hhhhahahaha lmao I've had that for like forever as my background pic and at this point I don't want to change it

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Look closer.

Sorry what

I'm dumb as hell 💀

@theauthor27 Take a look.

Can't see anything but thanks for giving me a free post for @color-picked-pride-flags :3

Still nothing man.

Also you missed the most obvious one.

I don't go for obvious I go for impressive.

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lordsmaf

For anyone going into Animorphs expecting it to be just wall-to-wall body horror and war and gore and thinking “I wanna read the book where an ant turns into a human and screams until it dies, that sounds real fucked up” I feel like I should emphasize that for every raw Animorphs moment there is usually at least one moment of “they turn into dogs to sneak into an Offspring concert without paying” or “evil alien warlord gets foiled by a skunk” or “Arnold Schwarzenegger shows up”

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lordsmaf

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

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shamebats

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

Chicken only bathrooms. Not the animal rights move we wanted-

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shamebats

POV: you (human) (not a fetus) have illegally entered a public women's bathroom in Kansas

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traycakes

It's impossible to define woman in a way that excludes all trans women and doesn't exclude any cis women, but defining women in a way that excludes all human women trans or cis is a pretty amazing fuckup.

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kedreeva

Just throwing this out there but fowl at least and I suspect all birds, are also born with a set number of ova that decreases over time as they put them into eggs. So it's not even a chickens only bathroom!

I suggest we all start using the men's restroom in protest, regardless of gender identity, because if all bathrooms suddenly become gender neutral, this would simplify a lot of things, such as the construction sector.