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@lightoutage

it/neos my dms r very open (I have no friends)

hey if youre like 13 or under please get off social media and go frolick somewhere i am frightened.and concerned for the youth of tomorrow

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Sadly the readily available outdoors that would allow for children to roam freely without question are at an all time low

go play just dance at your buddy’s house. ok? frolicking is like laser tag and trampolines. they dont have to go out there

i got on social media when i was ten and i made lots of friends who i still love and cherish. it also very badly messed with my head. i posted this as somebody looking back on his own life, not as somebody who is looking down on others

THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS. THIS POST IS ABOUT DRAWING A PICTURE OR FINDING A COOL ROCK.

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i love u unconventional ways of showing affection

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i love u knocking ur head against someones shoulder. i love u gently biting someone. i love u saying "hey what if i licked you rn" and then doing it. i love u hand gestures. i love u non verbal forms of affection. i love u sitting in a room together quietly. i love u walking together. i love u different ways of showing someone u care abt them

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bringing this post back. knocking ur head against someones shoulder is actually the most important thing in the world

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS

fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.

I’d kill things with my fucking nose what else

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

not to mention those little gay bitches !!!

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also on that note weird teenagers empassioned about niche interests are the backbone of this website. stop being mean to them

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a 15 year old video game kinnie who reblogs stimboards and fanart and gifsets has infinitely more coolness than a 26 year old who slings around the r slur at people ever will. post.

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They Fuckign Died…

tangerinecowboy-deactivated2019

IM PRO SAGGY BOOBS/BIG NIPS/BROWN NIPS/STRETCH MARKS ON BOOBS ETC!!! EVERYTHING THATS TOTALLY AGAINST THE ~SMALL PERKY PALE BOOBS AND PINK NIPS~ AESTHETICS WHITE FEMINIST/ART LIKES TO PRAISE!!!!

official boob post

This makes no sense

it literally could not be more straightforward

thatguyfromthatwebsite

It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they're both $30

I think the failure of many people to grasp an incredibly simple, barebones metaphor is demonstrating implicit bias very well

This dude straight up stated the fucking answer and still can’t understand it, because he’s expecting the answer to be his own views lmao

thatguyfromthatwebsite

No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor

Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary.

thatguyfromthatwebsite

But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear

It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?

thatguyfromthatwebsite

Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor

Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

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unyielding–justice

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

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tremendouslysizzlingsandwich

y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

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there was a g in this one too tho

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god dammit

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

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unyielding–justice

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

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tremendouslysizzlingsandwich

y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

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there was a g in this one too tho

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god dammit

doberman femme bulldog butch what’s better than this

thank you all so so so much for your kind words and love on this!!! i read through all the tags and replies constantly, it makes me so happy to see so many folks identify with this piece. :,,,)

i drew this a while back but forgot to post it, shousout lesbians ilysm <3