We really gotta save the bees man 😔

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

~corpsefuckerr

he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student

PLEASE GOD THERE IS NOTHING I NEED MORE IN MY LIFE THAN A T-REX COOING LIKE A PIGEON

“describe world history in a few words”

*uploads a selfie*

*disney channel audience laugh track plays*

:))))))))))))

Guess who’s about to write a fucking symphony.

I showed this to my mom, she said “what is the updog?”

That’s a weird dragon.

look at this fucking ad i just got on neopets

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

If you’re on tumblr right this very second, you should know that even if times get rough you are still a fucking fantastic person and you deserve to have a great day.