How is this NOT harassment? I have no words..

Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quite genuinely, looking at someone (occasionally even pointedly not doing so) can constitute assault.

It seems absurd, looking at someone? Where’s the harm, right?

Well, it turns out it’s so that the law has recourse against people who just stand in a public space and start through someone’s living room window. For weeks.

Just randomly chasing somebody, even without intent to actually harm, is legally assault. It’s not harmless, it’s months or even years of therapy and paranoia against ever going outside your home, if you even think your home is still safe.

TLDR: Yes the law has already seen you play “I’m not touching you” and it is already fed up with your BS.

Graceful Figures and Shimmering Peacocks Embroidered on Tulle are Inspired by Haute Couture

hey everyone!!!!!! check out this cool necklace i found and can’t remove

FISH?????

okay so if the hargreeves were all born in 1989 that means they were teenagers in the early 2000′s….. which means teenage klaus DEFINITELY danced around the house while singing toxic by britney spears and wearing grace’s heels

There’s something inherently hilarious about Ben racing with Klaus to hide in this scene, given he’s a ghost and only Klaus can see him anyways.

oh, delores

Nobody will ever be able to convince that Five doesn’t wake up every morning wearing flannel pajamas with little umbrellas stitched into them, sets down his teddy bear, and chugs an entire sippy cup full of whiskey

Hi yes I would like to trade in that gross incest Luther and Allison dancing scene for a Klaus to be able to conjure Dave and they can talk and be cute and gay and Ben could meet Dave and Klaus would just be HAPPY please

The umbrella academy fandom summed up

1. Everyone hates Luther

2. Everybody loves our gay junkie klaus and his dead brother Ben

3. “Its my turn with the braincell”

Ben and five are the only brain cell holders in the Hargreeve family