i want a posse of dumbass boyfriends that stay up way too late, paint they nails, wrestle, and do a shit ton of really gay shit

praying to the queer gods that we all get our guts rearranged by a hot trans person this pride month

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

Bibliography

an important update:

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

these were the days…

I have on 12 layers of sparkly outfit and I am going to strip now.

Nudity will commence in an hour or so.

Thank you for your patience.

Okay, I just have to undo 30 laces on this corset and peel off 3 pairs of spanx. And if I could have a volunteer to tug real hard on these stiletto boots because I forgot to powder my legs and things are getting real sticky.

in tears rn

every so often this starts circulating again and every time i remember that people tried to come for me for “spreading medical misinformation” with this post

sometimes being visibly queer is terrifying but sometimes it is the best and most wonderful thing in the world

when the person helping you at the store is also visibly queer, and they're holding it in but you can tell they're just so happy to see you. to say hello. or when you meet an older queer person and they are So kind to you, like they're determined to be a good thing that happens to you today. or when someone on the sidewalk picks you out of everyone to ask for directions because they know you're safe. when you walk past someone and clock each other and make the smallest eye contact, just to say i see you. thank you. we're in this together

It's good to be with family

british people call boypussy blokehole btw

PNG is my friend. JPEG is my mentor. WEBP is my sworn enemy

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse