Diana + lasso of truth.

After the Beep

Pairing: Shawn Mendes X Listener

A/N: I haven’t been in a great mood lately and thought I’d make an audio edit . My purpose in making this is to help anyone who needs some confidence cause their having a bad day, week or whatever. Enjoy😘

Imagine telling Shawn that you’ve been going through hell he leaves you this voicemail while your a work/school/holiday etc.

BITCH

Most people treat depression as if the depressed person sat down in a room, weighed out the pros and cons, and decided being depressed was a great option.

self care for when you hit rock bottom

i fucking hate self care posts made by neurotypicals so here’s one from someone who Actually Gets It

-can’t shower or take a bath? me either. dry shampoo can make your hair look and feel cleaner, and baby wipes or makeup wipes work great to get the top layer of grime off your skin.

-can’t wash your sheets and make your bed? i feel you. push your blankets out of the way and shake the crumbs off your sheet. it will at least be a bit more comfortable.

-can’t even change out of your dirty pajamas? been there. hit yourself with some febreeze and a lint roller. if you can, brush your hair. if you can’t, hair ties and bobby pins are fantastic.

-can’t make anything to eat? same. if you can, there’s no shame in ordering food. in fact, it’s probably better you eat something rather than go hungry. if you can’t, try and find something that comes pre-made or takes minimal effort to make. at the very least, drink some water.

can’t respond to messages or reach out for help? yeah, i get that. set an alarm for a few hours from now and respond to any messages you need to once you’ve given yourself time to prepare. if they’re Important Messages that need Professional Responses, you can find fill-in-the-blank format rough drafts on google. as far as personal messages go, don’t feel bad for sending a mass “I’m sorry, I’m in a personal emergency right now. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.” response to everyone.

-can’t even sleep because it’s so bad? asmr videos always knock me out, personally, but i also watch a lot of bob ross. just try to find something quiet and soothing to use as background noise and take your mind off it, or at least give you a more peaceful environment to think about it.

-can’t go for a walk/drive? try opening the blinds or curtains. you’re still exposing yourself to the outside world. baby steps. (i also play animal crossing or sims; it may be virtual but fuck it. i went on a walk.)

-can’t go into work/school? let people know. let your coworkers or classmates know it’s an emergency and you can’t make it. give yourself up to two days, but then you have to go back. ask to have your work emailed to you so you know what you missed.

-can’t brush your teeth and wash your face? makeup or baby wipes and gum or mouthwash. don’t let yourself physically rot bc you’re rotting emotionally.

-remember that you’ve been here before. if you survived then you can survive now. that’s what this is about- survival. you don’t have to be living your Best Life. right now, it’s more than enough that you’re alive.

This is the only self car masterpost I’ve ever seen that is feasible for severe depressive episodes

Wwwwwoooowww needed this

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

^

Go to the school I want 🌸💖

wishing I’d have a good future relationship with my BF <3

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

reblog to save a life and also to promote the puss

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

pls

you guys. this fucking WORKS. as you can see above, i reblogged this like a month ago and wished for a hamilton ticket. and guess what y'all? i’m seeing hamilton in 2 days. ALWAYS TRUST IN WISHES 💫

~*

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

pls

you guys. this fucking WORKS. as you can see above, i reblogged this like a month ago and wished for a hamilton ticket. and guess what y'all? i’m seeing hamilton in 2 days. ALWAYS TRUST IN WISHES 💫

~*

Happy month pride!  🌈

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

pls

you guys. this fucking WORKS. as you can see above, i reblogged this like a month ago and wished for a hamilton ticket. and guess what y'all? i’m seeing hamilton in 2 days. ALWAYS TRUST IN WISHES 💫

~*

How I "lifted" a hotel room last night lol

I was chilling at my aunts house yesterday and her air conditioning system went out. It’s hot as hell, so she said she was going to stay at a hotel until it was fixed. I helped her pack a bag and I followed her in my car. This my rich aunt btw so we pull up to this crazy nice and expensive hotel. She got the room and we went upstairs. She said the room was too hot and requested another one but they didn’t ask for the key back lol. So after I helped get her situated I said goodbye and told her I would drop the key off at the front desk, but I went to my new room and invited friends over. We had a blast, stayed up all night, went to a 24-hour diner, went swimming, and really enjoyed ourselves. My friends left about an hour ago and I just went downstairs for the free breakfast. Life is good.

P.S. I know this ain’t really lifting but I wanted to share anyways P.P.S I’m going to clean up the room before I go. Leave no evidence.

Goals💯💯

Scamming can be as useful and helpful as lifting. Never be afraid to expand on your skills.

how to be a winner

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

hahaha wow remember this

I have a better idea 😈😈😈

How to stalk your local LP!

Call the store. Ask to speak to the loss prevention department.

Me: “Hi. I’m looking for a job in loss prevention and am wondering if you’re hiring now.”

Them: “Yes we are!” (Great time to lift. They’re hiring. Which means they need people and if they still have LP they are just putting in their 2 weeks so they can get the hell outta there.) If they aren’t hiring, ask if you can still submit an application.

Me: “Thanks! Who can I ask for when I come in and apply?”

Them: “Ask for Johnny B Good. He’s our LP manager.”

Me: “Thank You!” Hangs up phone. Goes on Facebook and looks up Johnny B Good. Finds him. Cute photo of him and his wife. Awe look. They have a new baby. Sweet. So he’s gained some weight since 2010. Wow. Oh look at his 200 friends. Let’s check them out. LP are close with not only their own LP but other stores as well.

So now I know that Johnny B Good is the LP manager at my favorite store. I also know what he looks like and can watch out for him when I’m in the store. Bonus. If he’s the Manager, he’ll usually be in plain clothes bossing the other LP around so you can find out who they are as well!

This saved me from getting caught one day. I was on the lookout for Johnny B Good and there was no sign of him anywhere. I continued gathering all the stuff I wanted to lift plus the stuff I didn’t. I was about to exit and I got this weird gut feeling. Not now. I strolled around the store some more. I noticed this guy in a green t-shirt who walked passed me twice and it looked like he knew the store employees. It freaked me out that I was being followed and I started dumping sh-t fast!!! I decided maybe I should buy a few things and take a few things. As I’m turning the corner, I look back at green t-shirt and he’s chatting with guess who!? Johnny B Good!!! There he is!! Omg!! So I lift nothing, buy a few items and leave!! I go home and look at his fb again. There’s green t shirt on his friends list!

They stalk you. Why not stalk them? Could save your life one day!!! Does Johnny B Good think I’m a lifter? Maybe. Or maybe just an airhead who couldn’t make up her mind. Who knows. I stayed clear of that place for 6 months!! When I went back I saw him again. He had no clue who I was. I knew who he was though. And that’s all that matters!

When calling another store they not only told me they were hiring but couldn’t connect me to the LP manager because they literally had NO LP at the time and were desperately searching! Yipppeeeeeeeee!!!! I went there 5 days in a row! Lol. Great Hauls.

Information is power. Acquire it, use it!

Johnny B Good = Fake Name. As if I even needed this disclaimer. Lol

Lifter thoughts

Guys What if I stole a dog? Like I wouldn’t obviously cause I’m a minor and live with my parents. But att all pets club if you had two groups of three go in separately during the busiest times and you guys are playing with the puppies and one group wants to see the dog the other group has so you just walk it over while they’re with another one and then you ask to see if different dog. And make it crazy until the SA doesn’t know how many dogs are out in the play stalls(like lifting shoes) and then you put a collar on the one you want and leave. Like would it work? This is what o think of as i play with my dog and her lifted toys

it’s pretty easy to steal pets, honestly. i almost walked out with a long haired german shepherd because he was so fucking cute but i was like, “no, you can’t, you live in an apartment! with small dogs!”

so pet stores like petco and petsmart have these days (i think saturdays or something idk) where a ton of adoption agencies come in with dogs / cats / whatever, and they’ll normally let you walk it around the store and come back. you probably wouldn’t even have to make it “crazy” bc they’ll usually just let you do it.

then just walk it right out the door like it was always yours. ez.

Well that’s how I’m gonna get my first dog when I get my own place lmao thank you

Wouldn’t you then not have any papers or anything for the dog? Like what if your dog needs shots or something, how would you get them?

Okay so just say you got doggo off Craigslist and maybe ask for a titer test (it shows what vaccines need redone)

Your dog will then have a vaccination record. You don’t need a bill of sale or papers to get medical care lol.

My dog was from Craigslist and she’s being worked as a psychiatric service dog and soon to be double working as a therapy dog once I am able to talk with TDI and my vet. No papers here to be allowed medical care

Also if you cannot afford training, food or etc for an animal without having to steal it in order to even get the cheapest, don’t get it please. As someone who works with animals for a living(ish) that makes up a lot of the euths and behavioral issues I have to fix while training so people don’t surrender dogs. 💖

please listen to u-lift-me-upx. great information there. if you cannot afford or do not have the time to care for an animal - don’t.

but! that being said, if you do, here are some necessities you can easily steal for it and where to get them.

toys, bowls, collars, leashes - dollar store. seriously.

food, treats, dog toothpaste, urine remover, flea medication, etc. - your local area pet store. you can get anything there including the above ^^^

if your dog needs VACCINES! i know plenty of people who home-vaccinate (myself included) vaccines can be purchased at tractor supply co. for about $7-15 depending on the dog you have, they last for a year, super affordable. i have 3 dogs so i make them grab 3, they leave me alone, and i only pay for one (cuz the have to open a fridge with the vaccine and a key so you should at least be paying for one)

most “shelter” dogs are gonna be mutts so you don’t really need their papers unless it’s for your own peace of mind. they’re not going to have an actual breed mix / age, it’s always going to be an approximate anyway.

so, let’s get to the stuff that costs real money. stuff you can’t lift.

- heartworm medication - rabies shot - annual check-up (kinda optional as long as they’re healthy and not sick) - teeth cleanings - in the instance your dog gets sick, vet visits. they will add up depending on the dog.

- time, patience, and love.

the reason that most pet stores have minimal / basically no security is because having a pet, in and of itself, is a luxury. it’s saying “i have enough to take care of myself, now i have excess to take care of something else.” pet store shrink isn’t very high and people are willing to splurge on overpriced shit for their cute animal.

das my 2c doe

I know that I Reblogged this earlier but I saw a comment I disagreed with that said please steal from the adoption events because of the horrible places they’re from. Now during the adoption events they don’t normally dont bring a ton of animals, and you also need to research your area and see which shelters are coming from. If it’s a bad kill shelter then definitely take it ,for the love of God please take it but if it’s one like the ones in my local area that are all no kill then please don’t take it because you’re taking money from their pocket. With that being said if an animal is in Petco or PetSmart then they are there until they get a home. This is coming from a friend who works there. I found the love of my life aka my cat from a PetSmart and he had been there for a couple of months but he had a beautiful cat habitat and volunteers come in three times a day to make sure they’re taken out and cared for. I just wanted to add that in but definitely research the shelter that’s doing the event. I would say go to a pet store that’s trying to “sell” animals as opposed to an adoption event.

I say take from privately owned pet stores that are trying to sell animals because I worked at one for years and finally had to quit after college because I couldn’t get past the feeling that I was pimping out pets and that half the people that were getting them we’re not going to care for them properly. I know that we don’t condone taking from local businesses but typically local pet stores don’t take good care of their animals . but this also depends upon the pet store in the area so research research research. Sorry to post again but I just really wanted to add that. The pet store that I work dad would let animals die before taking them to the vet for care unless it was a bird like an African Grey that’s worth over $1,000. The amount of suffering that I saw with animals broke my heart on a daily basis. It got to the point where I was paying out-of-pocket to take them to the vet because I couldn’t stand it so I finally just had to quit because I couldn’t afford to do that making minimum wage and being in college but seeing a bunny with wet tail is one of the worst things in the world and also seeing a kid squeeze a hamster to death in the fucking store will scar you for life. A lot of local pet stores are up to no good but it depends totally on the owner. Research babe. Excuse any typos as I was typing this out in a hurry. Good luck finding your new baby! And also Care Credit is a great option for the vet if you have an emergency and don’t have any cash and have semi-decentish credit. You can use Care Credit like a credit card there and get flea and heartworm medication and also pay for vet visits and the interest rate is really good for the first six to 12 months.

Omg wow guys this warms my heart that you guys are all pitching in and this information is really good! I currently have a little King Charles spaniel and she’s the love of my life, we can afford her medical bills and food. .but I can’t thank you guys enough for all of the places on were to get things I need for her. Thank again for all this information on how pet stores work I think it’s awful what some places do. When I got my girl she was around $1100 and in the same pen as big dogs who would knock her over and when we took her home she cane down with full blown pneumonia within two days, All Pets Club didn’t notice she was sick and all they did was give us $100 back in store credit. Other dogs in that pen also got very sick. In all honestly I’m Probally buying a rescue dog later in my life, but I’m sure as hell gonna steal everything from all pets club. Thank you guys again soooo much

this is a great thread and I only have one tiny thing to add: my mom’s dog had serious food allergies and could only eat expensive, prescribed food that the vet ordered, not sold in stores. My point, i guess, is you can’t always depend on being able to lift food, but this dog was a special case.

always steal esspensive food, too. i think my dogs honestly eat better than me LOL. grain free, gluten free, gmo-free

full of protein, nutrients, and pink fairies to stimulate growth

DUDE THERE’S THIS FUCKING FACEBOOK FAMOUS CHICK I FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK AND HOLY SHIT SHE’S REALLY GOOD AT MAKEUP BUT TODAY SHE JUST POSTED THIS THING ABOUT HOW SHE WAS JUST PLAYING AROUND AND MADE HERSELF LOOK LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON.

Guys. First of all. She’d be a great lifter. Second. Holy shit. LET’S TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT THE POINT OF A GOOD DISGUISE. Through contouring weird, drawing freckles, putting on glasses, and “fading’ her eyebrows she fucking turned into a new person and I bet if the media put up a pic of one they wouldn’t connect it to the other oh my god.

Guys.

Dudes. My friends Jesus shit this is so important please take a moment to appreciate the fact that she made her nose a completely different shape.

Note: both of the photos are the girl caked in makeup in different ways there’s no before or after

you wanna know how your grandparents “worked through” their problems and didn’t divorce?

cause ya grandmama most likely didnt have her own assets or income and depended on your grandfather to support her and the family. she had no choice but to work it out. also the stigma a divorced woman would face? pfffffffft.

trust me alot of yalls grandfathers are/were awful people and your grandmother wouldve left him if she could

!!!!!!!!!

A lot of people act like higher divorce rates are indicative of a loss or morality or commitment in our generation, but to be honest, I always am glad when I see high divorce rates because it means people are leaving abusive and unhealthy relationships at higher rates. It means that fewer women are dependent on men and can decide for themselves what they want their life to be.  Republicans act like higher divorce rates and fewer young adults wanting to get married is a bad thing when really it’s just a sign of social progress and greater autonomy. 

I live with my grandmother and she has no choice but to stay with my grandfather to support her and her grandchildren she takes care of she only makes enough to cover the phone bill and some other necessities while my grandfather makes enough to make our house payment, fill the cars with gas, pay the insurance, pay for the cars and by groceries for 6 people.

happy friday! @little-blue-lifter messaged me to ask how i lifted palettes at ulta without carrying around an ulta bag and doing the cotton ball method/ any method that involves moving products from bag to bag. the cotton ball method is awesome and works for a lot of people, but i just feel awkward doing it bc ulta bags are so deep and i personally feel like i look obvious. So, the video above shows what i do. When you tuck a palette under your arm the SAs probably won’t see it at all, but i always like to swatch a product or two with it under my arm just so it looks like i’m trying to keep my hands free. once i’m in my blind spot i just cross my arms and quickly slip the palette into my bag. then i keep my arms crossed and keep walking until i find something else. then it’s rinse and repeat! and you can do this with multiple products at once, and if you’re trying to lift something smaller (ex: lipstick) you could easily do it while going between aisles/ walking away from cameras. remember to only use tactics you are comfortable with. happy and safe lifting kiddos!!!!!!

Ohhhh! This is so much better than what I was trying to do from what you described. >_

So trying this out. :)