listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
GIVE HIM AN OSCAR FUCK!!!!
I’m reblogging twice!!
Oh my godddddddddd
i hope obama sees this lmao
this goes so hard🔥🔥🔥
I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
‘Times are bad. Children don’t listen to their parents and everyone is writing a book.’ - attributed to Cicero, 106-43 BC
“What’s wrong?”
Berry visits his girl and attempts to kiss her better!
Blue bird: huh? What’s wrong? Kiss kiss? (Kissing noise) captioned-vines
I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
REBLOG EVERY TIME
Think about those questions.
#about me
Roger: “Ma’am, you left your purse.”
Woman: “Oh, thank you! I am such a ditz! I’m forget my own butt if it wasn’t so big!” [tauntingly] “Haha! Made you look! It’s normal! I’m Jenny.” [walking away disrupting diners; outside shouting triumphantly] “Jenny! ”
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I have seen this image set circulating on facebook, twitter, and here on tumblr. Cute, right? They’re buddies, right? WRONG.
THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE TOWARDS BOTH CREATURES.
“oh but it’s been like five days and he hasn’t eaten him!” A snake that is not hungry will not eat. A snake that is stressed out (such as by having another creature running around on top of it) will not eat. They can go for long, long periods of time without eating. Ball pythons in particular are picky eaters and they will not strike even if they’re really hungry-it doesn’t matter if the prey is in there five days or fifty. A rat is not going to think “oh, this predator hasn’t hurt me yet, we’re buddies!” This is the equivalent of someone following you around a room that you are unable to escape, pointing a gun at you at all times. It is incredibly, unnecessarily stressful and cruel to let a rodent live like that even if you meant him as a feeder. Live feeding should be your absolute last option if your snake refuses frozen/thawed or freshly killed/stunned which are much safer options. The deplorable condition this snake is being kept in (no substrate? Unweighted water dish?) combined with this false narrative of “buddies” shows that keeper is at best extremely ignorant. They’re not showing friendship, they’re competing for resources and keeping an eye on each other. This is going to end with one or both dead. If they refuse to eat, the feeder should be removed immediately or it can and WILL injure and kill your snake! I know it really sucks to bust up the disney dreams of friendship against all odds, but no, this isn’t a one in a million tale of love, that’s just what we WANT to see. There will be an ugly ending. :((((( For further reading on snake care, please check out these links and for the love of animals, stop sharing that terrible, terrible post! http://animals.pawnation.com/dangers-feeding-live-prey-snakes-4384.html http://alltailnolegs.tumblr.com/post/118230899216/have-you-seen-the-post-about-the-rat-and-snake
whoops I didn’t know. :/ Reblog this please to get this info out
I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015
you just saw a drug dealer
Africa is so beautiful. Where would you recommend to someone who wants to visit for the first time? (Every country looks gorgeous, but which are the most welcoming?)
It depends on what you’re looking for during your visit/ what you’re into. Of course the most popular countries (South Africa, Ghana, Nigeria, Morocco, Kenya & Egypt) attract the most people but I think there are alot of hidden gems in many other countries worth exploring as well.
Here are a few…
Lake Rebta (Senegal)
Lake Retba or Lac Rose lies north east of Senegal’s capital Dakar. The water in Senegal’s Lake Retba always seems to have a pinkish hue to it. The lake’s unusual appearance is caused by a salt-loving green micro alga called Dunaliella Salina that resides in the lake, known for its high concentration of the mineral. The color is particularly visible during the dry summer months when the saline levels are high and you will see it turn strawberry pink and sometimes, even red.
The Devil’s Pool (Zambia)
Devil’s Pool is adjacent to the famous Livingstone Island situated on the edge of the Victoria Falls. Guests can choose to enjoy an exhilarating swim to the edge of the falls during their Livingstone Island visit. The Devil’s Pool is usually open between mid August and mid January - depending on Zambezi water levels.
Marrakech, Morocco
The city is divided into two distinct parts: the Medina, the historical city, and the new modern district called Gueliz or Ville Nouvelle. The Medina is full of intertwining narrow passageways and local shops full of character. In contrast, Gueliz plays host to modern restaurants, fast food chains and big brand stores.
Virunga Mountains (Rwanda, Congo (DRC) & Uganda)
Nearly half of the world’s 700-some remaining mountain gorillas live in the Virunga Mountains of central Africa, at the intersection of Uganda, Rwanda, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The volcanic slopes here are lush with tropical forests and diverse mammal, bird, and reptile species. Tours are available to see the volcanos and gorillas (but please take note & high consideration…if you’re sick….don’t go on the gorilla tours, for their sake ( they’re endangered), even if it’s a small fever).
Zanzibar (Tanzania)
In Zanzibar to ancient Persia and tales of Shirazi merchants that inspired Sinbad the Sailor, to the court of Swahili princes and Omani sultans, to India, with its heavily laden scents.
For over 2000 years the monsoon winds have shaped the landscape and culture of these islands. Stone Town’s Indo-Arabian architecture provides an amazing urban backdrop. Clove farms creep up the hillsides and farmers load crates of mangoes onto outbound boats. And, along the coast, village life remains steeped in tradition as fishing dhows set sail on high tides and women farm seaweed off powder-white coral sand. With its tropical tableau and unique culture, the archipelago offers the quintessential Indian Ocean experience.
Loango National Park (Gabon)
Many nature lovers well acquainted with the African continent consider Gabon a rare and exotic tropical gem. Wildlife rich forests cover 70% of Gabon’s landmass, its vast picturesque coastline is predominantly wild and unspoiled, and its inland and coastal waters teem with myriad species of fish, reptiles and marine mammals. In Loango National park you can spot various animals from hippos to whales!
Ouidah (Benin)
Some 42km west of Cotonou is Ouidah, a relaxed, relatively prosperous town and a must-see for anyone interested in voodoo or Benin’s history of slavery. From the 17th to the late 19th century, captured countrymen from across West Africa left Ouidah for the Americas.
DRC finally made a positive list about Africa.
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It’s my business when men are forcing their girlfriends into anal sex. It’s my business when women are getting surgeries on their labia and breasts so they can look like model’s in playboy, its my business because young girls are being forced to act out porn scenes with their first boyfriends in case their boyfriends leave them or stop thinking that they’re hot, it’s my business when men are so gorged on porn they think a woman who doesn’t send nude pictures is weird, its my business when men are taking up-skirt photos and groping women, it’s my business when women are being forced to have sex without condoms so that it will feel better ‘for men’, because there are no condoms in porn scenes, its my business when women are lying and faking their orgasms because porn has taught men that sex is about THEIR pleasure, and that sex is just endlessly pumping their dick into a woman over and over again, it’s my business when I can’t look up anything on the internet without coming across advertisements for porn, its my business when I can’t look up any information on my sexual orientation without being overrun by porn even with the safe search on. Its my business, its my business, its my fucking business.
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sugar yes please
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