Oppenheimer
Which of these would you rather see on your dash?
Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this: 😮 ooh, that's cool 😀 "they're free," hehe! 🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!
I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉
Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:
😮 ooh, that's cool 😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that
There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥
Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??
I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.
Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie
Hey uh brand new addition
You drink the grimace shake and wake up in the myhouse.wad mirror world gas station
when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
my homunculus learning what various objects in my house do
i love choosing “other: specify in tags” in polls and then not specifying in the tags it makes me feel like a little evil guy who’s laughing maniacally because he caused a small inconvenience
*tumblr submitting poll result data to ad agencies who pivot hard to selling vanilla scented lotions for shaved balls*
As a former Bath and Body Works employee I genuinely use the Bonfire Bash lotion constantly (it's notes are vanilla, sandalwood, and cashmere musk).
Trying to collect as many Jerma sparkle on pose photos as I can to make an entire week of sparkle on but so far I am struggling
The next two are just hand-on-hip Jerma poses
And this one isn’t even a hand-on-hip pose it’s just the vibes so
If anyone can find more pictures that are suitable enough for making sparkle on! gifs of please let me know
Go to penis
Only if you come with me brother.
cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset
is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing
big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.
i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you
have you ever been cheated on?
i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams
when I was younger I spent too much time on rp chat sites, and one time I was John F. Kennedy and this stranger asked me what it felt like to get my head blown off or something. Like genuinly. And, idk I’m 14 years old. Anyways, I gave them a very non-problematic, artistic, answer, something like “I felt a breeze of fresh air and remembered my childhood” etc etc. And the stranger replied “that’s beautiful” and I replied “actually it was head hurtyyy head owwiee” and they replied by saying that I should be ashamed of myself for desecrating his memory or whatever. First of all, I have no excuse but it’s funny, and second of all, who asks that? What was it like to die? Nobody knows
Oh my god…
Tired of seeing posts about the new show with the goth chick but also don't want to filter #wednesday bc then there's a chance i'll forget to sparkle on