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Sometimes a Flower Crown Jedi. Sometimes a Bra Hat Lunatic. *Yells at you but in an affectionate, supportive way* πŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’™

The audacity of gentiles to come into a Jewish persons post about antisemitism in harry potter and accuse them of being antisemitic cuz β€œur the one who sees the goblins as jews ur the antisemite not me” like it’s so fucking exhausting that my post explaining how antisemitism is baked into the harry potter series is STILL getting notes from people saying this shit it’s so clear gentiles (and cis ppl) not only want to play the game but they want trans and jewish people to also reassure them that yes they are still good allies even though they couldn’t do this one very basic request (don’t play the game)

Sometimes Buster just cuddles up next to me and I melt into a puddle

gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

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Hi, I’m back for Goncharov. Thrilled that this website still has this wonderful weirdness at its core.

It’s so wild to me that folks focus so hard on theΒ β€œmadness” in Hamlet when it’s so clearly a play about grief. The loss of a parent is shattering and the fallout from that monumental heartbreak plays out in 3 very different ways through Laertes, Hamlet, and Ophelia. Laertes leaps immediately towards rage, Ophelia to profound sadness, and Hamlet sinks into paralysis. And that’s why the play is so stinking hard to stage. If the main character exists in a state of emotional and intellectual paralysis, how do you move the play forward? What is its rhythm? It’s so unlike Shakespeare’s other tragedies or any of his other plays. He must have been an absolute mess when he wrote it, my gd.

I wrote this before my mom died and hoooo boy is this accurate

My dad has been emotionally and verbally abusive to me for years now. He made my birthday this past year-- my first without my mom-- an absolute nightmare. Now I'm sitting here planning his fucking birthday while he berates me about not having time to deal with a car insurance issue until tomorrow. AND I'm broke and had to choose gas over food today. Does he care? No.

I'm sick of keeping quiet about it and protecting his reputation. Sick to death.