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I knew that Ja Morant's suspension was going to be like, less than 30 games, because I a sports knower, knew that Javaris Crittendon got 38 games and Gilbert Arenas got 50 games for bringing guns to the actual locker room, like these guys were on the verge of settling a gambling debt the old fashioned way, the Wyoming way. They weren't just cosplaying for all their friends on Insta Live. It is really wild to think that two players bringing guns in the locker room is only the like 15th most embarrassing Washington Wizards highlight, and the 2023-2024 season are guaranteed to drop it down 15 places.

A partial list of most embarrassing wizards moments.

15. Javaris Crittenton and Gilbert Arenas bring loaded weapons to the locker room on some Mutually Assured Destruction shit that was very close to ending badly. After the NBA found out about the incident, but before the punishment, Gilbert Arenas did this

Which got him an indefinite suspension. The core of a decent Wizards group was destroyed forever and Arenas career would come to an injury riddled and blackballed end. Crittenton was soon out of the league and would eventually lean into his association with the Crips, leading up to the accidental shooting murder of a mother of two and a 23 year prison sentence. Truly a dark day for Wizards basketball.

14. Kevin Durant doing this to poor Daniel Gafford

I knew that Ja Morant's suspension was going to be like, less than 30 games, because I a sports knower, knew that Javaris Crittendon got 38 games and Gilbert Arenas got 50 games for bringing guns to the actual locker room, like these guys were on the verge of settling a gambling debt the old fashioned way, the Wyoming way. They weren't just cosplaying for all their friends on Insta Live. It is really wild to think that two players bringing guns in the locker room is only the like 15th most embarrassing Washington Wizards highlight, and the 2023-2024 season are guaranteed to drop it down 15 places.

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i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

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edits of this get passed around a lot but the original version of this is so funny to me like this was made by literally the only stoner in the world who doenst love hamburger

Is the actor James Cromwell here or is it an old white guy in a hat???,

After this work weekend is over I'm gonna devote my life to finally watching the Colombian breaking bad Metástasis. Also had to fucking fight spellchecker to get Metástasis recognized.

When people ask me who the fuck I think I am I say Eric Cantona in the 90s soccer commercial where he kills satan.