Scuttles into a pet store with no money
Source: rare-drop
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”
this wasn’t supposed to get notes
my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
witchbat
nerd
iamthegarebear
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
dramantis
slightly-irritated-angel
nest-deactivated20181209
me trying to wake up for an 8am
dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
serotnin
me: *suddenly has tears running down cheeks*
ppl: …….are u ok???
me: yeah this just kind of happens sometimes haha ha