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sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge
the reviews are in
I should be compensated for having to walk into a bookstore and see "booktok."
i mean this as is they seem like they’re good at the subject but honestly interpret it as whatever
so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
The fundamental duality of Undertale/Deltarune is that one the one hand, most of the humour is clearly aimed at a late-teens audience, but on the other hand, the most nuanced and thoroughly explored character arc – consistently so, spanning multiple games – is a grindingly bleak portrait of the self-destructive downward spiral of the universe's most divorced middle aged man.
she’s the only animal in the world
Walk into the apartment and my roommate says "Mike Wazowski only has one eye??" and I say, "WHAT are you talking about, of course he only has one eye. Only having one eye is like his whole fucking thing. Why would you think he has more than one eye" and she flips her phone around and shows me this
Isn’t that how he looks like
Girl... Google Mike Wazowski right now
please tell me there is a complete image, because you can see the other guy standing next to him and you know what we're gonna find
Sadly, a quick and half awake google search suggests that whoever made this shop job, they did not complete the joke.
there IS a COMPLETE IMAGE ive SEEN IT before
There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all
companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️
Every time I meet an orange cat I'm like 'aha, I know you are a normal cat, there's no link between intelligence and coat colour and I am not prey to stupid stereotypes' and every single time the cat lets me down by coincidentally being dumb as hell
