Source: vodkapoetry
lmao😂/smh🙄
Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.
“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”
“Are the other skittles human lives?”
“What?”
“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”
“Well sure. But the point-”
“I would eat the skittles.”
“Ok-well the point is-”
“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.
Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…
… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”
let’s not dwell on how weird my hand looks, alright? we can admire for .5 seconds, before it starts looking really weird, & then move on with our lives. :)
Always excited for a MaliaOriginal™
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
gomcgill
You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it.
Paulo Coelho (via mysimplereminders)
I NEED THIS
qualitees
enter–the–voidd
I need this!
jannesinjrv
I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one
qettsiiyahh
It’s like it was made just for me 🙌
the-crow-caller
I just bought the trump one and I have no regrets
sweettart99
I got suspended for wearing this
“The Pencilsword” is a comic strip by Toby Morris, an illustrator from New Zealand. His most recent comic, “On a Plate” hits hard at the heart of the issues of concerning wealth and privilege.
How many times have you heard the “I’ve never been handed anything on a platter” argument in regard to social security and other social benefits?
Toby wrecks this argument by showing how two children can grow up, be loved and supported, and yet still have two very different outcomes.
Make sure to follow all the way to the end for the powerful punchline. This comic is an increasingly sad reality for far too many of this nation’s children and families.
Reblogged from the source since someone deleted the text at the bottom.
justindennis4
this is so amazing
theblackoaksyndicate
Not gonna lie this got me a bit emotional.
pinchblog
Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.
sa-gal
I’m screaming
Take it like a man
freedoritos
What if he says yes
juggernautofsin
then you start making memories