Roman emperor in a lower temperature

Nero below zero

Caesar in a freezer

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

I reblogging this just for the fact I want the vibes to be passed on to me and anyone else

Reblogging because…good lord do I need it…

from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)

moses when he leaves egypt and flees into the desert:

moses returning to egypt:

ramses: you can’t persuade me to let your people go

moses:

ramses: i’ll never let your people go

moses:

me at 4am thinking about my idealised AU version of a terrible film with no redeeming qualities and realising that it could have been a cinematic masterpiece if they just changed a few things:

i dont think this site is actually going to go down. i think this is what will happen:

thanks for coming to my ted talk and to all of you who are really leaving its been an honor to serve alongside you

Queridos habitantes de Tumblr:

Hace un par de semanas anunciamos un cambio en nuestras Normas de la comunidad relacionado con el contenido para adultos y, desde entonces, hemos recibido muchas preguntas y miles de comentarios. Antes de nada, queremos deciros que sentimos muchísimo que la transición no esté siendo fácil para todos y que somos conscientes de que la comunicación a la hora de explicar esta decisión podría haber sido mucho mejor. Sabíamos desde el principio que no iba a ser tarea fácil y os agradecemos enormemente la paciencia que estáis teniendo mientras intentamos superar los retos y las limitaciones que supone marcar correctamente decenas de miles de millones de gifs, vídeos y fotografías.

Hoy, 17 de diciembre, empezamos a aplicar estas nuevas normas. Eso significa que empezaremos a ocultar al resto de usuarios (y no borrar) todas las publicaciones que contengan gifs, vídeos o fotografías que las incumplan. Queremos insistir en que se trata de una situación compleja, así que, durante las próximas semanas, iremos marcando cuidadosa y paulatinamente más contenido para adultos. Y sí, cometeremos errores, pero esperamos que con el tiempo se vayan reduciendo cada vez más.

Pero lo más importante de todo es que queremos aclarar algunas de las cosas sobre las que vosotros, nuestra comunidad, más nos habéis preguntado:

Tumblr siempre será un espacio seguro para explorar vuestra identidad. Tumblr ha sido históricamente un refugio para las comunidades más olvidadas y marginadas, y queremos que siga siendo así hasta el final. Somos totalmente conscientes de la responsabilidad que tenemos para con estas comunidades y nos comprometemos a garantizar que nuestras nuevas normas sobre el contenido para adultos no sirvan para silenciar el debate que se produce entre estas cuatro paredes virtuales a diario y que, además, nos parece esencial. Las conversaciones del colectivo LGBTQ+, la exploración sobre temas como la sexualidad o el género, las publicaciones en las que se documenten las vidas de los y las trabajadoras sexuales y los retos a los que se enfrentan o las publicaciones con imágenes, vídeos o gifs sobre cirugías de reasignación de sexo son solo algunos ejemplos del tipo de contenido que no solo sigue estando permitido en Tumblr, sino que queremos promover activamente.

También queremos hacer hincapié en algunos aspectos importantes de los que ya hablamos en nuestra primera publicación:

No vamos a borrar vuestro contenido. Si vuestras publicaciones quedan marcadas siguiendo las nuevas normas, estarán ocultas para el resto de usuarios y solo vosotros podréis verlas. Por supuesto, podréis solicitar una revisión del contenido si hemos cometido algún error al marcarlo. Además, algunos de los cambios venideros en nuestras funciones harán que el sistema de revisión sea mucho más sencillo para todos los usuarios que tengan más de una publicación marcada. Tampoco borraremos vuestros blogs si habéis publicado contenido para adultos anteriormente y, si habéis interactuado de cualquier forma con el de otras personas no tenéis que hacer nada: simplemente quedará marcado y no podréis verlo más. No olvidéis que podéis descargar todos vuestros contenidos. Somos conscientes de que es vuestro y es algo que no nos tomamos en absoluto a la ligera.

¿Qué contenido sigue estando permitido? Nos han llegado muchos comentarios demostrando vuestra preocupación sobre sobre todo aquello que queda prohibido por las nuevas políticas, pero queremos incidir en lo que sí sigue estando permitido:

El contenido escrito, como los relatos eróticos, y los desnudos relacionados con discursos de interés político o periodístico siguen teniendo cabida en Tumblr, igual que cualquier desnudo artístico, específicamente aquel que aparezca representado mediante esculturas e ilustraciones. Sin embargo, las imágenes fotorrealistas y el contenido audiovisual (fotografía, vídeos o gifs) que muestren humanos reales con los genitales expuestos, pezones femeninos claramente visibles (sí, sabemos que odiáis esta parte) o actos sexuales no están permitidos según nuestras normas.

Algunos ejemplos de contenido que sigue estando permitido pero que podría tener que pasar por el proceso de revisión al clasificarse incorrectamente serían pezones femeninos expuestos en un contexto relacionado con la lactancia, el parto o el posparto o en un contexto médico, como el resultado de una mastectomía o una cirugía de reasignación de sexo.

Las herramientas de automatización mejorarán con el tiempo. Sabemos que ver cómo una publicación que no tiene nada de contenido para adultos se marca por error es lo peor, y somos conscientes de que la cantidad de publicaciones que han sufrido este problema en los últimos días ha sido excesiva. La realidad es que al tener miles de millones de gifs, vídeos e imágenes por revisar y millones de publicaciones nuevas cada día, necesitamos vuestra ayuda para que este proceso funcione lo mejor posible.

Cuanto más nos ayudéis a denunciar contenido no permitido y a solicitar la revisión de todos los casos en los que hemos cometido un error, más mejorarán nuestras herramientas de automatización a la hora de clasificar el contenido correctamente. Cuanto más contenido pase por estas herramientas, más fácil les resultará discernir la diferencia entre lo que está permitido y lo que no. Y lo más importante de todo: vuestro contenido no se borrará si queda marcado por error. Además, enviaremos todas las solicitudes de revisión a una persona de carne y hueso para que tome la decisión adecuada.

Adoramos Tumblr y a todas las comunidades que la consideran un segundo hogar. Vosotros sois Tumblr. Este rincón de internet siempre ha sido un reflejo de las voces de las comunidades que han encontrado lo mejor de sí mismas aquí. Solo esperamos que sigáis ayudándonos a convertir Tumblr en el tipo de comunidad que esperáis que sea, como siempre habéis hecho.

Un abrazo.

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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

Imagine Harry returning with Warrington’s body, and the crowd realizes what’s happened, but Warrington’s parents don’t show up. There’s no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.

Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. They’re terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because they’re pureblood, they realize that he does not care.

Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledore’s Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter. 

Imagine the shock when they’re told what he’s really done.

Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.

Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.

Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They can’t let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.

Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.

Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemort’s right-hand man, and they’re slowly hitting the breaking point.

Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents won’t be killed.

Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.

Imagine the final siege on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins know their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.

Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.

Imagine a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and it’s in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.

#i do enjoy cedric #but this would have been immensely wonderful in many ways (via batty4u)

Imagine a story in which Harry wasn’t in love with his fellow champion’s girlfriend, but after her boyfriend’s death just hugs her so long, so hard, and says “he wanted to win for you. You should know–you should know he won, he did it for you” and gives her the best hug and shoulder he knows how to be because her parents aren’t there either and she must know why.

Imagine Harry staring over her head at everyone else until Hermione steps up–it doesn’t take long, but it takes long enough that when she does all eyes are on her as a source of motion–and says “we’re never going to forget this. They’re not going to get away with it” and the girlfriend just latches onto Hermione and everyone is in wands-out stance convinced she’s about to attack the shit out of Hermione, and then the girlfriend stares into her eyes and says “do you promise me” and Hermione just gives her this super-firm nod and says “I promise” and the girlfriend just collapses on her, sobbing. 

Imagine Dumbledore trying to give some flowery speech about inter-wizard solidarity while glossing over why, because Slytherins have always been a touchy subject, and Ron gets to his feet and says “Professor, I need to say something important” and Dumbledore is so surprised he just cedes the floor, and Ron–after that awkward moment when he realizes everyone is staring at him–says he didn’t know Warrington particularly, but he knows how Warrington and Harry played. That each was always cheering on the other. Both wanted to win, but neither was willing to undercut the other by underhanded means. He finishes up saying “I think–I think it’s important everyone should know he died being what a champion should be. Because he could have abandoned Harry and instead he stood up with him to play the game the honest way, and he died for it. And–and Slytherin House should be proud, and we should all be proud, because Warrington was a good bloke.” He sits back down all flustered because he didn’t actually stand up meaning to make a speech. And then Pansy Parkinson stands up before Dumbledore can take back control of the room and says “I want to tell Weasley thank you.” And all of Slytherin House raises a glass–to Warrington, to Weasley, to Potter–and the other houses follow suit. Many years later, Wizarding scholars will say that was the moment Voldemort truly lost.

Imagine later that summer. Harry gets several owls on his birthday, all unsigned. The birds are plump and pretentious and well-cared-for. He will never know which Slytherins sent him their treasures: parchments with hexes developed by the Death Eaters; a strange locket that will only open if he whispers a special spell but that always shows him the picture he most needs to see; a page torn from a potions book that, brewed properly, will allow him extra time to summon a Patronus by giving him a few crucial seconds not just of happiness but of bliss. It doesn’t matter. Harry knows these gifts not as birthday gifts but for what they really are, and he treasures the locket and copies out the potion to send to Hermione and Mrs. Weasley, and when first summoned by the Order of the Phoenix he marches straight up to Dumbledore with the hexes and says “I can’t tell you where I got these, Professor. But they’re in use by the Death Eaters and I think you should have them.” Months later, Sirius will recognize the spell Bellatrix shoots at him, and will dive out of the way just in the nick of time.

The final battle. Everyone is there. Sirius somehow ends up herding a group of Slytherins. They all stare at him and he at them, across a centuries-old divide Voldemort has only succeeded in deepening. Then he remembers the hexes. Harry’s locket, now tucked under Sirius’ shirt because Harry’s friends are with him in this battle but most of Sirius’ are dead. The moment that happiness potion saved Remus’ life, his very soul. Snape’s final words to Harry, finally seen not as mockery but real true advice. What Harry said Voldemort said–his first words in his new form. They are kids, and they are sharing the same kind of hurt he once wouldn’t admit to, watching his mother burn his name off the family tree. “When we go in there, it’s going to be hell,” he tells the Slytherins. “Some of you are probably going to die. I might go down too, and if I do I want your best curser in the front. But I want you all to remember one thing. There are no spares.”  Later retellings of the battle never fail to mention the moment a group of angry, screaming teens burst into the Great Hall, wearing their green and silver as the badge of honor it should be, shouting NO SPARES, NO SPARES at the tops of their voices in between hexes and curses and the occasional physical punch. When Hermione is present, she always interrupts the storyteller to be sure everyone knows about the moment Blaise Zabini shoved her to the floor, dropped on top of her, fired off three curses in rapid succession and said “stay alive, Granger, we need you” before jumping back to his feet and vanishing into the melee–how, for all anyone knows, those may have been his last words, and she will not let his sacrifice go unnoted. 

The aftermath. Malfoy holds out a hand to Sirius, badly injured on the floor. Sirius asks how Malfoy is willing to trust him. Malfoy nods at his chest. “You’ve got my godfather’s locket,” he says, and when Sirius and Harry finally speak after the battle Harry gives his full agreement to the very first thing out of  Sirius’ mouth. They give the locket to Malfoy. Sirius grits his teeth and closes his eyes and opens them and says “He probably saved my life, giving Harry that.” He doesn’t say thank you. Malfoy hears it anyway.

The school reopens under a single banner: the four Houses united. The House rivalry is reduced to just that–a competition in fun–with those deep divides slowly healing to scars, and eventually away to nothing at all.

Imagine it.

oh my goodness

some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different. 

EDIT: ahh I really didn’t expect this thing to blow up….A few people have brought it to my attention that some of the nutrition here could be wrong/not work for everyone. I apologize if I caused any harm. I think I stressed enough that you shouldn’t starve yourself to lose weight. That’s very dangerous, and if you’re prone to such habits I suggest don’t count calories, etc, and just make sure your diet is very nutritious. I just provided a way to lose weight that my doctor told me about. You don’t need to lose weight if you don’t want to. Obviously if you’re already thin there’s no need to make a goal to lose weight; that’s dangerous. Also, some of this may or may not be helpful depending on your body type. I was underweight before working out so I have no idea how it would affect someone overweight! Please don’t hold this post to such a high standard; this was just my own routine and things I do to stay in shape, I obviously can’t cater to everyone. I literally didn’t expect this post to blow up like it did, this was literally just for a few people. Sorry for any harm it caused!

What’s a mormon

Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”

Oh ok so what’s an evangelist

People who think that is a “church”

Isn’t that a football stadium?  

No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”

…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.

If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, you’re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion

Communion Lunchables:: THE BODY OF CHRIST.....TO GO.

Why JK Rowling Is Not The Perfect Goddess Some Of Y’All Seem To Think She Is

In other words: why you should maybe step away from the internet for a hot sec sweetie, because fandom isn’t supposed to be a mind control cult where we all have to worship the very ground an author walks on. People are allowed to disagree with the author! It’s a free world!

@creatorofwords uh oh, thanks for playing but try again next time!! I came with the fucking receipts for this. 

Racist

1). The Nagini Thing. Making an Asian woman a slit-eyed animal is not at all good, even worse when that animal is a literal object owned by magical Hitler and used as a vessel for his soul. I don’t care what you think it is possible to have people of colour represented without racist storylines. Lots of people are talkng about this from all kinds of angles, it’s fucking bad.

2). The representation of Cho Chang. For a start, her name is actually two Korean surnames for a Chinese character so that tells you all you need to know about JK’s respect for other cultures. You should watch this video all about how hurtful the way Cho is written is for Asian girls. 

3). How many characters are in Harry Potter? About five maybe are people of colour? That’s terrible!!

4). “she literally wrote a book against racism” have you considered that talking over people of colour who try to have a conversation about your white feminism and deciding you know better than them about their own experiences isn’t actually a good thing to do. 

5). In the lore around how magic works, she shows that wand magic is superior to other forms. She also writes on Pottermore that white people had to show Native Americans how to use wands. This just screams of colonialist bullshit about educating the poor savages for their own good. Fuck that.

6). The treatment of the Patil twins, more side characters who are mostly forgotten except when our white heroes want to take them to the Yule Ball and then ignore them the whole time while they moon over white women. Classy.

Homophobic

1). She straight up didn’t write any gay characters then instead of acknowledging that mistake, she retroactively claims Dumbledore is gay like we should all be grateful. But newsflash, that doesn’t count as representation!! And she doesn’t deserve woke ally points. 

2). This has then got worse recently because the next Fantastic Beasts film is supposed to build on Dumbledore and Grindelwald when Grindelwald is coming to power. We know that supposedly Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald as a kid and that’s why it takes him so long to bring Grindelwald down. So its massively relevant to this film’s plot then right?? And she’s already said he’s gay so it will be made canon now right?? Wrong. She’s stated she’s not doing anything to do with it at all. Because she loves getting fake ally points but hates actually doing anything. 

3). Everytime queer fans tried to bring this up, even very politely, she blocks them and accuses them of bullying. Is that really anyway to treat lifelong fans just because they raise an issue they’re worried about? Especially when its her books that helped teach a lot of us to speak up when we see something wrong.

4). The queerbaiting in Cursed Child. Now she didn’t write this one so she’s not directly involved I guess. I haven’t read Cursed Child so I can’t talk on it much but if you just google queerbaiting in Cursed Child you should be able to find out more.

5). She recently stated that the werewolves are a metaphor for the AIDs crisis. Now a). personally, I think there are certain narratives that belong to the people they happened to and the AIDs crisis would be one of them so she needs to get her dirty straight fingers the hell off of that. b). besides Lupin one of the main werewolves is Fenrir, a guy who literally just goes around biting children to turn them. That sounds massively like the stereotype from that era that gay men were just predators and paedophiles and were out to infect your kids.

Transphobic

1). She liked a bunch of tweets where terfs were saying vile things about trans women. She claims this was an accident but you tell me how easy it is to like multiple tweets on the same topic by accident (especially when they shouldn’t even come up on your feed unless you followed people with those views or searched for them). So yeah make of that one what you will but I’m adding transphobia to the list.

Culturally Appropriative 

1). She uses Native American mythology within her works, things that Native American groups have specifically asked her not to use because it is still an active part of their culture and it’s therefore offensive to portray it as “part of fantasy.”

Abuse Apologism

1). Despite including messages in the HP series about the seriousness of abuse she continues to support having Depp in her films and goes so far as to speak up for him despite the fact he beat his wife. She dares to call herself a feminist despite this.

2). Has the house-elves as stand ins for slaves but it’s okay because they like being slaves! They’re happy! Let’s laugh at Hermione for helping them!

JK Rowling is very much the kind of rich white lady who might have been progressive back in the 90s but then got comfortable and never bothered to learn or grow. Now she’s actively harming minority groups with her constant additions to the story and it’s bullshit. 

I’m not saying you can’t love Harry Potter (I love Harry Potter!). But stop sending these kind of messages to people who don’t love JK, it’s honestly pathetic. You have a brain, think for yourself and stop believing that she can do no wrong. it’s kind of weird… no human being is perfect. 

If you love a series so much that you have to insult people who disagree with the author despite all of the incredibly valid reasons they disagree with the author, then you really need to get a new hobby. it’s not healthy for you, it really isn’t. If you’re genuinely bothered or upset by people criticising an author, you need to take a step back. 

P.S. Google is right there and all of this is a matter of public record so you could y’know, read about this stuff instead of yelling at me about it. 

I don’t think it’s my place to have discussions about a lot of those things, only support and boost up the people within those targeted groups, which I will do. But OP blatantly missed another group that JKR treated really poorly, the Jews.

ANTISEMITISM:

1. The goblins in the series are explicitly Jewish coded. They are short hook-nosed creatures who are greedy and in charge of all of the money in the wizardin world. This characterization is entirely an antisemitic stereotype. Every. Single. Bit of it.

2. Where are the Jews? All of the wizards and witches in the UK and there is 1 Jew? And his name is Anthony? Anthony is not a Jewish name, so this afterthought (which was revealed in a tweet long after the series was over) was not even well done.

3. The entire story is explicitly a Holocaust story. This has been proven and accepted. So JKR took the Holocaust and christianized it. She literally whitewashed the Holocaust.

(Just think of how much more meaningful the whole story would have been if Harry had been Jewish, but that’s a story for another post…)

I think there’s more, but I cant think of any, if any other Jews can think of them, feel free to add on

Thank you for this addition!! You’re absolutely right that I missed out this important issue and I’m very sorry for that. A few people have brought it up but you covered the issue well so thank you!

Some more things to add to OP and the excellent addition:

1) In addition to “Cho” and “Chang” being Korean names, I’ve seen it noted as far back as 2014 that “Cho Chang” bears an uncomfortable resemblance to “chingchong,” a slur for Chinese people.

2) Snape is also Jew-coded. I personally love Snape, but let’s not pretend he didn’t join up with wizard Hitler. On top of that, the things that mark him as stereotypically Jewish (nose, “sallow” skin, bookishness) are all mocked by the narrative, so there’s some more antisemitism for you.

3) yes, let’s just show our AIDS allegory as being a bunch of slavering, vicious, bloodthirsty beasts who can’t help their carnal urges, shall we? (Also, this is not recent. I first heard it mentioned in 2008.)

4) The books laugh off male-on-male sexual abuse (Snape’s Worst Memory). Jo has never suggested James and Sirius were in the wrong, or treated the sexual assault of a bystander as anything more than a childish prank.

5) The books spend plenty of time victim-blaming male victims. Snape retaliates against James and Sirius for sexual assault and apparent constant bullying based on his appearance and social status, but HE is portrayed as the one in the wrong for fighting back. Likewise, we see Harry being an absolute asshole to Malfoy on more than one occasion—but we’re then asked to laugh at Malfoy for stuff like being suddenly transfigured and physically abused by a teacher. I’m not saying Malfoy is an innocent little baby here, but maybe, possibly, it’s a bad idea to have your main protagonist actively cheering for this kind of bullshit?

And finally:

6) Did Remus/Tonks in the books feel wildly out of place to you? Widespread rumor post-HBP held that Jo shoehorned it in because Sirius/Remus had basically been declared fan-canon. (If memory serves, a member of the movie cast even described Remus as “your favorite gay uncle.”) I can’t confirm that to be absolute truth….but look at everything else on this list and tell me it doesn’t sound plausible.

A friend helped me get the filesize small enough for a direct upload.

So here’s a direct upload.

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that rapid-fire character development ending was awesome

ok legitimately this is such a good video because it gets across the general vibe of “this show is more than you think it is” without giving away too many specific spoilers, like I think this would be a good video to show someone who didn’t know what su was

This made me tear up tbh

this whole discussion about a Mulan life-action baffles me. Like… I love the fun with Mushu and all but? Why do we need a Disney remake of the movie when there is

a pretty much epic

beautiful

actually Chinese version

with great characters

and Mulan’s more accurate story

readily available??? 

Since 2009??

Well I know what I am watching now

UPDATE: I just watched this and I have so many emotions. Seriously, check this out

OOH! On my list!

i didnt know this existed!!! ok

I’ve failed all my followers for not letting them know about this immediately. I’m sorry you guys missed out.

I NEED IT

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v19697192DZSkejpc

Here is a link to watch it free online with English subtitles.

Just as a warning, it is a little violent, some horses are killed during the battles, and there is a scene where Wentai cuts open his wrist. It is a very good movie, I just finished watching it and would recommend everyone watch it.

Thank you for the warning about the horses because I hate watching animals die, especially without a heads up,

@bandnerdbean AAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAA

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

Holy shit.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

MOUSE

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

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I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

Here it is!!

I cannot express how much I learned and struggled when working on this earlier in the year. I have come to love these boys and their story. I see now many areas I want to improve but I’m damn proud of what I created. 

Deafness and sign language is a very important topic to me and I noticed the animation industry was lacking in a lot of content so I decided to make my own!

This is the first ever big animation project I worked on and I am not at all a confident animator. I hope to work more with these boys in the future when I’ve developed my skills, but for now I hope you enjoy this short film.

Love y’all, stay awesome,

Miggles

Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.

This is so important.

Abused kids speak a language you can’t learn

My heart races when I hear someone sigh and then the adrenaline takes forever to wear off. I hate having these reactions even when I know I am safe.

Bang Bang! by Jackie Droujko

Here is the film I finished this year in my fourth year at Sheridan Animation. Hope you like it!

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

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Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

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I want financial security, please.