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LIFE IS A LONGVIEW

@lifeisalongview

Mary, 22. lost and desperate
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lifeisalongview

“I’m not rich”

“But I have a big dick”

“I don’t have a big dick”

“But I am rich”

“I’m rich”

“And I have a big dick”

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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maripos-ita
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mylemonginger

does anybody else remember that time when tying our sweaters around our waists suddenly became very uncool, and we all had to start carrying them instead for the sake of fashion?

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star-anise

This.  This is the moment I would go back and undo if I had a time machine.

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starhour

Give me a letter. 

  • a – age
  • b – biggest fear
  • c – current time 
  • d – drink you last had/are having 
  • e – easiest person to talk to
  • f – favorite song 
  • g – ghosts, are they real 
  • h – heritage 
  • i – in love with 
  • k – kissed someone
  • l – last time you cried 
  • m – middle name 
  • n – number of siblings 
  • o – one wish
  • p – person who you last called 
  • q – question you’re always asked 
  • r – reason to smile 
  • s – song last sang 
  • t – time you woke up 
  • u – underwear color 
  • w – worst habit
  • x – x-rays you’ve had 
  • y – your favorite food 
  • z – zodiac sign
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thekwikemart

i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me.