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Can't Beat a Corley

@lifecrystals / lifecrystals.tumblr.com

Relia (37). My art can be found at artcrystals.tumblr.com. My art tag is /relarts.

You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.

I love you DVD commentaries I love you making-of documentaries I love you behind the scenes footage I love you bloopers I love you deleted scenes I love you silly little videos of the cast dicking around 💖

WE DID IT!! WE'RE OFFICIALLY UNION!!

From the Animation Guild:

"TAG and #Powerhouse have reached a historic voluntary agreement! This marks a significant moment for #animation as Texas becomes the 1st Right-to-Work state & 2nd state outside of CA to have union-represented animation workers. Let's celebrate! Congrats to our newest colleagues!"

I'm so, so incredibly proud of us, I can't even begin to express. We were a non-union studio for over 20 years, and at this time last year we were still non-union. We changed this. If you're at a non-union studio YOU CAN TOO!! Just start talking to each other and reach out to TAG to get organized.

We I love my coworkers so much and I'm so excited for the future of our studio and to move forward with negotiations 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 (Also I drew their splash image!!)

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@curijo​ Do you have something you would like to share with the rest of the class

That too

They didn’t use the other lane to get into the tunnel because can trucks this big need a lot of space for turns. they turn very wide, and if it had started on the “inside” lane of the curve, it would have hit one of the walls on entry. the driver is making sure to get as much space as they can on the descent to avoid that–part of why this is so impresive is how well the driver understands their truck’s physics and took a curve this tight.

There’s many diagrams about how cab trucks need to make weirdly wide turns like this, here’s one that demonstrates it pretty well

Here’s another diagram that shows how the trailer behind the cab

Truck driving like this is a skill; there was nothing oops about this guy’s approach or execution.

Apollo: Okay where are my cows?
Hermes: What’s a cow?
Apollo: The animal you stole from me.
Hermes: I am one day old. Why would I know what a cow is, let alone how to steal it?
Apollo: I killed a giant snake when I was four days old. I know the game you’re playing.
Hermes: Wow, bit of a late bloomer, huh?
Apollo: *squints*
Hermes: Uh I mean… ga. Baby noises. Wah.

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I shall pass through this world but once, any good thing therefore I can do, or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer it or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again.

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Me and mom learned new English word.

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Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

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This website is full of free sewing patterns that will automatically alter to ur measurements

https://freesewing.org

WHAT.

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this is the post that started me off making my own clothes, i never actually used a pattern from this site bc i learned how to make my own too quickly but this is where the jump from wishing to doing happened

now im making money doing sewing commissions so lmfao i guess tumblr did do something for me after 10 fucking years

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

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This one

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

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He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

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the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

can’t get over when famous gangster lucky luciano was like “hey lansky seems like quite a hassle getting all those nazis offa your terf you want us to help ya out” and meyer “Left Russia Because of Pogroms and Became A Gangster In The US” lansky was like “no. no getting to beat the shit out of nazis is reward enough for us. sorry lucky this one’s personal don’t worry about it”

here’s a quote from a New York Times article abt it

also bonus quote from that article

“quick question about the punching, judge perlman: how about murder instead”

everybody says that “the government” enlisted these mobsters to beat up nazis, but like. no. no that didn’t happen? judge nathan perlman illegally called up a man who could have him shot dead at a minute to say “hey. i’ve scoured the fucking law books tryna find a way to get these fucking nazis out of here, but my legal means have unfortunately run out. so-” and meyer fucking lansky was like “ah say no more boss lemme call a buncha friends and we’ll get this sorted out real quick don’t even bother paying me.“

can you imagine that phone call. like genuinely. how am i supposed to continue living my normal life knowing this happened. people who loooove talking about punching nazis, taKE FUCKING NOTES

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this is my favorite Meyer Lansky story.

my second favorite Meyer Lansky story is about the time, many years later, that he was at a meeting of mafia heads and one of them started bragging about how his son was following him into the family business.

Meyer Lansky said “That’s nice. My son works for NASA.”