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Mostly stuff from various fandoms and random animal pics. Other stuff that shows up could be literally anything. I will post at any hour of the day. Mass posting will be used liberally at least twice a week.
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Prompt fill from the Discord server. This one is courtesy of @tourettesdog

Prompt where Danny keeps showing up like a stray cat at various hero's houses. He just comes and goes and they never know when he'll show up next. He's just this like pseudo-adopted child who will come over for dinner, crash on the couch, and he's gone by morning. No amount of research will tell them who he is past the limited information he's given them
The various heroes are unaware that his stray cat range wanders so far until someone mentions him at a JL meeting and all hell breaks loose.
There's eventually an intervention

Stray Cat Danny

Clark had just got home when he noticed the heartbeat on the fire escape two floors above him. As far as he knew, that apartment was empty, so it couldn't be the residents going out for a smoke. It was weird, very strange, and not his business.

He tried to leave it alone, but the heartbeat stayed on the fire escape for a few hours. Every now and again Clark would hear whoever it was shift, but other than that they stayed quiet. Again, weird, but not his business.

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Barry knew taking Bart with him to the store was a bad idea. The cart was half full of things decidedly NOT on the list. Before he could even tell Bart to put some stuff back the kid was off to grab some other item they undoubtedly did not need. Of course when Bart returned Barry thought it'd be with something like a sugary cereal or pop tarts not a whole arse teenager.

"Uhh what you got there Bart, buddy?"

"A smoothie" Bart joyfully replied as the little sh*t he is.

"That looks like a bedraggled teenager" Barry dryly pointed out only to be met with a glare and a fricken hiss from said teen.

".... or a feral cat.." Barry amended.

"His names Danny! He has nowhere to stay tonight so I told him he could stay with us. Pleeeeaaaassseee uncle Barry? Please?"

Barry sighed as he looked other the stranger. Dark eye bags, tangled hair, and the fact he looked like a strong wind could knock him over all spoke of his less than ideal living conditions.

"Alright. As long as you both behave"

"Yes! Sleepover!" Bart shouted before quickly saying something that sounded vaguely like 'shoot, forgot bread' before darting out of the aisle again, leaving Barry with the disgruntled boy.

Shifting on his feet the kid, er Danny shrugged and said in a tired voice "you know, you don't have to have me over. I won't hold it against ya."

"No, it alright. Can't exactly go back on my word ya know" Barry somewhat joked. "Besides, this is sudden and I know Bart ain't always the best at coming across clearly. You alright with this kid?"

"Pfft. Yeah, it's not my first impromptu sleepover at a strangers place."

"Well that's concerning."

"Dont worry about it."

"Riigghhtt." Agreed Barry, knowing full well he was going to absolutely worry about this kid. And also get some food in him. After all, it wouldn't be any trouble. Surly Danny can't eat as much as a speedster can, right?

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Billy was used to the homeless population of Fawcett. Sure, it's not like he knew everyone, but a new face never passed unnoticed.

Especially when the new face belonged to a kid.

Freddy had immediately latched onto the new arrival. It was clear the guy was used to moving, so Billy didn't worry much about splitting their supplies for a while if the need arised.

"I'm Danny," the kid had introduced himself. There was something about him that tickled the back of Billy's head, made his hair stand up on his arms, but he couldn't quite put a pin on it.

"Billy," he had replied in turn, and then, "those are Freddy, Darla, Eugene, Pedro, and my sister Mary," he said, pointing at each of his siblings.

"You're all together?"

Billy shrugged. "It's better for kids to band together here. But not really, no. Darla, Eugene, and Pedro usually stay in the system. Darla gets adopted sometimes."

"I don't envy them."

"Bad experience?" Billy couldn't stop himself from asking. He knew that the others were probably looking at him weird. He's not usually so talkative with new arrivals, he always waits a bit to judge their character before approaching, but something about Danny made Billy want to involve himself in his life.

"Like you wouldn't believe..." There was a story there. And Billy was oh so curious.

But Freddy interrupted, "You got a place to spend the night?"

"Uhm-"

"Fawcett winter is killer- literally. You shouldn't spend it on the streets," Mary added.

Her words made the corner or Danny's lips curl upwards for an imperceptible moment. "I couldn't possibly ask-"

"You're not asking," Billy made a decision, "and we're not either. You're coming with, we have a place. Far from the police station and insulated enough to survive the night,"

Danny hesitated. Then he sighed. "Alright, but I'll repay you. I have some food we can split." Before any of them could protest, "and I'm not asking," he added with a smirk.

"YES!" Darla threw her hands in the hair. "Sleepover at Billy's!"

The abandoned apartment complex wasn't too far from the abandoned subway station that of most Fawcett's homeless kids frequented. It was part of a whole disheveled area no mayor had bothered to look after, making it fall into decadence not too long ago. The upside was that the outside of the buildings was sturdy and intact, making it one of the best places to spend nights and winters if you could secure yourself a room.

Heck, some even still had intact locks.

It wasn't the case for Billy's apartment, but it was nothing some good old magic charms couldn't fix.

The main room was cosy -Darla had even stolen a portable heater from one of her old homes in case of emergency- and it was where the group slept when they spent their night at the place, fearing being too close to a window or letting the door unguarded.

"This is surprisingly nice," Danny commented.

"Billy's REALLY good at taking care of us," Darla has excitedly declared.

Freddy scoffed. "Yeah, he's a real hero."

"I'm going to strangle you one of these days. In your sleep. You'll never see it coming."

"We all know you love us, Billy. Too late to take that back now."

Billy glared at his friend. He noticed a look on Danny's face, longing. Some sadness. But also fondness.

He wondered if the teen was missing someone.

Billy knew what it felt like to be without your siblings. Losing Mary had thorn him apart. He had been ready to do everything in order to get her back.

He wants to help Danny find whoever he's missing.

"Can we visit Tawny tomorrow?" Pedro asked Billy, pulling him out of his musings.

"If he's still there, sure. Why not." He shrugged.

"Who's Tawny?"

"Tawnky Tawny. He's the tiger that sometimes lives in the zoo." Freddy answered in his steed.

"He's really nice, but he only pays attention to us when Billy and Mary come with." Darla complained.

"Ehi, he only likes me because I'm Billy's twin."

Billy crossed his arms, "I spent a lot of time at the zoo. You have years of treats to catch up on." 'And you're not the Champions of magic so he doesn't want to interact with you unless necessary, also he helped me find Mary. Of course he's gonna like her,' But he didn't say that, since there was an outsider with them.

"I'm still hung up on 'somtimes'. What do you mean he 'sometimes' live in the zoo."

"He likes to wonder."

"... I would also like to meet this tiger."

"Field trip with Billy!" Darla exclaimed excited.

"And our new friend Danny," Freddy added.

"And our new friend Danny!!" She, in turn, repeated.

Dick Grayson was very familiar with the homeless population, in both of his uniforms. Gotham wasn't a nice place, and neither was Bludhaven, so he was a lot less surprised than he should've been to find a teenager bleeding in an alley.

Cold blue eyes locked onto his, a noise like a rumbling growl emanated from the teenager. Dick held up his hands, "Hey, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'll just stay right here," A beat of silence while the kid narrowed his eyes, gauging how me he wanted to trust a stranger. He shifted backwards, but made no other move. Dick relaxed back onto his heels, dropping his grocery bag in a slow, deliberate movement. "That's a lot of blood you got there,"

"Wow, Sherlock, you've done it again," The kid grumbled, once again meeting his eyes as he pressed down on top of his hoodie, blood seeping past the pressure he put on it.

Dick grinned reassuringly. "Why thank you Watson. I've got some bandages and pain killers. Just bought 'em, you can check the seal,"

"Can't pay," Mystery Potentional Bruce Adoptee muttered, before hissing as a further tide of blood seeped past his hand.

"Not gonna make you pay, kid. I should really be taking you to a hospital right now," The baring of slightly sharp teeth told Dick all he needed to know about the kid's opinion on such a thing, "But I can tell you'd bite me first. My place isn't that far, and I'm pretty good at stitches,"

"Why?" The kid asked, eyes narrowing in suspicion once more. His movement's were more sluggish, and Dick tried not to show the anxiety that inspired.

"Why my place or why stitches? Well, to answer both, I've got a bunch of little brothers. I love them more than life itself, but the amount of trouble they get into? Tim skated headfirst into a wall, three stitches. Jason dropped half a bookcase on his head when trying to grab Jane Austen off the top shelf. And Damian's a bit too trusting with animals, he gets a rabies shot as often as his pets," Dick teased with a grin, slowly moving closer as he talked. The kid let him.

"Only little brothers?" He asked, flinching slightly as Dick came into contact with him before deliberately angling himself towards Dick.

"No, my little sister Cass just knows better than to get into trouble. Sole holder of the brain cell,"

The kid snorted, before grunting in pain as Dick helped lever him up, looping the arm not holding in his blood around his shoulder. "'M Danny,"

"Dick," he replied as he quickly reached down to scoop up his back of first aid kit restockments.

"Rude,"

"No, that's my name,"

"I'm very sorry,"

Duck barked a laugh as he started helping the kid hobble back towards his apartment. "Aren't we all?"

Diana was walking from her office in the museum after hours when she spotted him. He was a scrawny thing with black hair and a pale complexion. As she approached, blue eyes flicked up, assessing her. Definitely a potential Bruce adoptee.

The kid was wearing baggy clothes, his thin wrists poking from his sweatshirt sleeves showing how dangerously thin he was. Dragging her eyes from the kid, she saw that somehow he had removed the glass from a new exhibition that she hadn't yet seen. "What are you doing?" Dianna called out, ready to deal with the kid attempting to steal. She dropped into a studier stance, nothing too drastic, just a slight shifting of weight.

But the kid saw and tensed, hands quickly darting out and grabbing the pithos from the case. Diana expected alarms to go off and the removal, but then again, they hadn't when he entered past open hours and they hadn't when he removed the glass. This piece, Diana had heard her coworker talking about, was ancient, the oldest Greek piece that they had in their collection.

As he hugged it to his chest, Diana almost saw the jar glitch, for a brief moment turning into a purple box and back. "That isn't yours young man, I advise you to put it back."

"I've heard about you from my Aunt." The boy responded, looking like he was about to bolt. Diana almost startled and looked at the boy closer. The pithos once again seemed to glitch, and if Diana thought about it, it felt like the energy given off by her Gods-given weapons and tools. "She said you would understand and grant me safe passage to deliver this back to her care."

Suddenly something clicked. The pithos and its mythology. How this boy got in. It was one of the Gods sending this boy on an errand to retrieve Pandora's Box. The Amazon had heard that the pithos had changed over the years with people's tellings of the story- that must be why the pithos seemed to change. The pithos also didn't seem to be reacting poorly to the boy either. The boy seemed earnest, if a bit skittish which was to be expected when you are caught stealing from a museum and were caught.

"If it has been ordained by the Gods, and you have not been struck down, who am I to obstruct you on your mission? I only ask, if you truly know who I am, to test your truth." She reached into her purse and pulled out her lasso from a secret pocket that hid its glow.

The kid seemed to size her up, finally deciding that he wouldn't be able to go through her. "Fine." He held out a hand and Diana tossed her lasso loop to him, allowing the boy to catch the end. If he wanted to, he could just open the pithos and release untold horrors. It was better to let the kid have a bit of control. "What is your name?" Diana asked, hoping to break the ice.

"Danny. And I am to deliver this box to its rightful owner. Happy?" The boy sniped before quickly letting the thing go.

"Alright then. How about I get you some food before you go, as an apology for doubting you?" Diana asked. Danny was way too thin for her liking.

With slight hesitation, the kid agreed and the Amazon took him to Taco Whiz, the pithos tucked into his ratty backpack. Once he was done, Danny disappeared into the single bathroom in the place. When Diana went to check on him, he was gone from the windowless stall.

When she saw the footage of that night in the morning, there was nothing- the feed had glitches out and when the static disappeared, there was a replica in its place, nothing seemingly disturbed.

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I don't know much about DC besides fics and the first Wonder Woman movie so if Diana's characterization is off, let me know and I'll take this down.

Also, I looked up her occupation, apparently in 1993 she appeared as a fast food worker at Taco Whiz in Wonder Woman #73

John Constantine was having a day. Unsettled. The world felt unsettled, like something was severely out of balanced. And his last cigarette got crushed, so he was without a smoke.

Food needed to come first though so he needed to go anywhere but here. Nothing for it but to walk. Taking a deep breath, he starts heading back to civilization, he won't find what he is looking for here, whatever it is. The only thing out here is an abandoned and forgotten memorial. "Leaving your beer cans, the disrespect. It isn't even a good brew, and they didn't leave any as an offering to the dead." Scoffing, Constantine started picking up some of the empties to pitch on the way.

" I thought I was the only to care."

"Fu,,, Where did you come from kid?" seriously I was the only around.

"Over, I came to pick up some trash and could feel the disrespect. I was going to something about it."

Ah, a sensitive, that can be dangerous at a time like this. "Right, so you can feel that too, I couldn't figure out what the cause was."

The kid gave John a Look, like he could see into the very core of him.

"Ghosts, that should be asleep got woken up, for reasons, and I am going to quiet them. And if they don't want to listen when I first ask politely, I am going to send them on their way. You are some type of magic, so you can stay and watch, maybe help me to the bus after."

Not a sensitive, this kid is confident that he can do this. It's too late to walk away, Constantine can feel being watched. "Yeah, kid, I can stay, might even get a bite to eat too. Got a name? Mine is John, called Constantine." Fuck, why did it feel like giving a true name to a fae there.

The kid snorts, "that was dumb John called Constantine. I am Phantom, called Danny, among others. Don't go calling out my Name John." He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. When they open they seem green. "Take a step back, John," Danny orders.

Constantine will never forget the voice this kid used, it started polite, and some of the presence seemed to leave, settle, like a reasonable idea was presented. Can't tell you a single word he said, the language wasn't for human comprehension, but tone and body posture told a lot. Something was getting antsy, it didn't like to be told to go to sleep. And Danny stopped talking. He asked politely, he gave these unsettle Ghosts a single chance and looks like not everyone was taking it.

"Stop. There is nothing for you here, and I would be a poor Phantom if I let you languish here." Danny, no Phantom, raises one hand and a portal opens. A ghost comes to the edge, it doesn't look very human, It raises an arm in salute and speaks in that tongue John can't quite get. "Take them, they do not belong here.....Tell Clocks I am fine."

In less than 30 seconds the portal closes on its own and the unsettled feeling dissipates with a PoP!

"Are you okay Kid?"

Eyes closed, "a life I left, showing me that I will always be a part of it. I am fine. Still willing to get me something to eat?"

"Let's find a diner and I will escort you to the bus exchange." John will make sure to slip him his card, the kid is going to give him the slip before they head to find a bus. John can summon him if he is desperate, but giving the kid a number and email will make it easier for the kid, who is pretending he isn't an all powerful being, with authority of at least one realm of the dead.

Hunger Games didn’t really eat holes in my brain the way that it did for some other people but god the opening lines. The opening lines. Katniss wakes up in bed and immediately, instinctively reaches beside her, only to find the bed empty and cold. Before we even know her name – before we know literally anything about her or this world or her place in that world – we know that she loves someone. We know that she is reaching for where Prim should be, sleeping safe and warm beside her, but Prim is not there. She is not there, and her half of the bed is cold and empty. People talk about characters being “doomed by the narrative” when most of the time the character was literally just a well-foreshadowed death, but Prim WAS doomed by the narrative. It’s the very first thing we learned. It’s the most key, integral, important piece of information we’re given about everything that is about to happen: Every single choice Katniss makes is to protect her little sister, and it isn’t enough. In the end, Prim still dies. Prim was dead before the story even started. Katniss, reaching. Prim’s side of the bed was cold and empty. There is no version of this story where Prim could have been saved. Katniss, reaching. The very first thing she does in the series. She wakes, and she reaches, but Prim is already gone. THAT is how you do Doomed By The Narrative. Edit: Also it is key that there was literally nothing Katniss could have done differently. If she had not acted to save Prim, Prim would not have survived the Hunger Games. But by acting to save Prim, Katniss accidentally kicked off an entire rebellion and ultimately massively increased the amount of danger Prim was actually in. The key is that this is irrelevant. If Katniss had done literally anything differently, Prim still would have died. If Katniss had faltered or changed course at any point, Prim still would have died. There was never a point where Katniss could have changed Prim’s fate. There’s no version of this story where Prim lives to see the end of it. She’s dead before the story begins. That’s doomed by the narrative.

a list of current immortals

  • florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
  • keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
  • jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
  • harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 
  • lorde: 1920′s flapper era
  • hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
  • john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
  • paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s
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I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..

as a self-appointed expert on Hozier, i would say that date is possibly accurate.  

many of Hozier’s songs reference being buried in the earth (In a Week, Work Song), and some are directly inspired by bog bodies (Like Real People Do, Run). two of the most famous Irish bog bodies, Old Croghan Man and Clonycavan Man, are dated between 392 and 175 BCE, and both are speculated to have been kings ritually sacrificed to the goddess of the land. in Take Me to Church, Hozier demonstrates a willingness to offer sacrifices to a goddess, and in Foreigner’s God, he thinks fondly upon the image of a pre-Christian Ireland (“when the land was God-less and free”). as well, Old Croghan Man is estimated to have been about 6′6, and Hozier is about 6′5. 

the only possible flaw in this theory is that in a Facebook Q&A (here at 5:28), Hozier says that he is over 3000 years old. 400 BCE only puts him at ~2400. it could be that after so many years he’s lost track of how many thousands, but another possibility is that he is more contemporaneous with an older bog body, the Cashel Man, also presumed to be a sacrificed king. that would put him closer to 4000 than 3000, but again, we could forgive an immortal for getting his millenia wrong.

in any case, it seems likely to me that Hozier is an ancient Irish king who was ritually sacrificed to the old gods, but somehow returned (possibly through intervention by said old gods) to give us music subtly hinting at his experiences.

this hozier addition is frighteningly detailed and I’m here for it

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I've had a DC x DP prompt/fic idea and I'd thought I'd share.

Danny, who has been dragged into taken over the role of High King, has been going through some of the paperwork that it entails. Of course, he's still baby ghost so CW and the others actually help with most the stuff, but he had some free time after being chased out of his house and injured (it'd been a few months since then).

Either way, he finds a particular line of complaints. He was never one to engage in it, but many of his subject, of which fall under the demon category, are complaining about a soul they can't collect. Danny personally finds it kind of funny. He sets those ones aside for now though, and continues doing whatever.

A few months later, he's summoned via some magic user, probably Klarion, and is now in front of the JL and a tiny wayward chaos maker. In a more eldritch form, he turns to Klarion, who very clearly did not mean to summon him specifically by the way he's panicking and called Teekel back, and just tells him he's grounded.

Thinking thatbwas that after Klarion left, he went back to his castle to do more work...and maybe play with Cujo. Really, Pariah Dark left so much paperwork, he doesn't wanna do all that!

The JL however is now steadfast on finding whatever the fuck that was. Klarion was scared of it, and it seemed more annoyed at being called than concerned about the heroes behind it. So that could be very very bad news.

Danny, after a while, realizes the JL is trying to find out more about him, which makes his life very difficult, fuck you very much, has a wonderfully stupid idea.

Going back to those papers about the soul that can't be collected, he summons a very tired and now spooked british man. One by the name of John Constantine. He wants a deal. More specifically, whatever deals he'd made, those were now the High Kings, and in return for whatever he got out of the deals, he wanted John to help him. All in all, he just got hired by the High King in return for ignoring the equivalent of taxes.

John was very confused, but hey, boy king of there is very chill out of formal settings. And also maybe he's worried about the fact that like a 16 year old is king-

Either way, there deal goes a little something along the lines of;

Danny: Keep the JL off my back, and all your debts are no longer valid and anyone that disagrees can come fight me.

John: ....okay??????

So while Danny got a "I don't wanna deal with this hero!" guy, John got a "I don't wanna deal with this demon!" guy.

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Danny: 'almost gets summoned by the JL'

Constantine: Not on my watch bitches

I think Constantine would go trough flips to keep this deal going.

At first he'd be like: I feel like I'm being tricked.

But after one particularly strong entity decided to object on Constantine "getting off easy" got knocked out to high heavens (heavens weren't that upset about it because coincidentally they had beef with the bitch for past milenia but this is a side lore) mage just had to believe and realize what kind of fortune just fell into his hands.

He had to start picking up calls more often tho, to make shure that LJ weren't getting up to shit without him knowing. Which is a minus. And big bat is getting suspicious but frankly Constantine decided to not care. The stakes for him were more massive than Bats annoying paranoia and control issues (B really needs some fucking therapy and look who's talking!!)

I can imagine Constantine just fucking jumping across the table to snatch a scroll with ghost king summon from one of JL members hands (he panicked). This act being so sudden and out of character he just fucking sucseeds and is already on other side of a meeting room cussing them the fuck out about powerful hexes and how a bitch with no knowledge of such things should even come close to a text like that.

Him gaslighting the poor league hero that they almost lost their hand from a curse of flesh rot. When asked about himself he just says "magic hands" and every non magic member just going: "Well yeah that makes sense, I guess."

Other magic users are like: "Wtf?!?" But silently because headcanon that magic users mainly don't interfere with each other's dealings and also secretly annoyed each time when JL starts poking their noses into magic stuff which equals with poking a beehive with a stick.

And Capitan Marvel is like: "Yeah Constantine good job at quick thinking :)" Which makes more skeptical heroes trust Constantine more because hey! It's Capitan Marvel! He was nothing but reliable he's a funky reborn champion of magic he knows! Meanwhile Marvel is also secretly pissed and hiding a lot of magic stuff from his colleagues.

This all ties in Constantine running around and destroying all summoning ritual instructions or sometimes forgering ancient and more modern documents that could even hint about the existence of such thing as a "Ghost King".

Working his ass off as he never did before. Being able to not pay his taxes freely does wonders to a man.

And magic users know about it but the "I didn't see you you didn't see me" and "Don't tell more than it's necessary for them to know" policy stands above everything in a silent mutual agreement.

It all comes down to my headcanon that all magic users in the JL are bitter, silently unionized and keep a lot of information under the wraps. Because Bruce can't fucking wrap his head around a concept that there's things he doesn't NEEDS to know and stuff he SHOULDN'T TRY TO CONTROL. Magic communities have similar laws to programming: if it works do not touch it. It will bite back.

Zatana: Hey, you remember that being you're trying to conceal from the league?

Constantine hungover: What nOoo.

Zatana: Constantine. I've seen them bring in a few artifacts. Again. I accidentally inspected them and they have writing relating to Infinite realms-

Constantine done with this shit: For fucks sake how many are there.

Zatana: -and maybe just maybe I accidentally damaged a few crucial for the context engravings making them undecipherable. So you owe me.

Constantine still hungover hardly processing shit: ???Thank you????

Zatana: Still owe me :)

If you can tell I know DC characters only from animated series and their wiki pages no you can't.
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All his hard work goes down the drain when a ghost ends up sending Danny tumbling into the Watchtower.

Danny, sprawled out, thankfully in ghost form, on a table: Hi John.

John, who was literally telling the JL off again for messing with something "dangerous": .........Hi Danny.

The other magic users all know that this is the being he was tryna keep hidden, and if Zatana is wanting to talk to the adorable teen that looks almost exactly like a young Batkid, that is for her to know, and probably Manhunter if he was listening-

Everyone is on high alert, even with John knowing Danny, because it's John he's sold his soul so many times, safe to him doesn't really mean safe to others.

Meanwhile, Danny is debating whether he should just disappear and go have a mental breakdown in John's house later. Maybe find Chas. Either way, he's just letting John pick him up off the table as the defensive JL grows even more confused.

At this point Danny, who was very confused by John treating him nicely because when has an adult ever actually treated him well???? Outside ghosts that it, they don't count though because once it was revealed he was the equivalent of a baby, they all became more friendly and more playful than actually threatening- But he's used to John just being like "tiny eldritch child" and trying to take care of him.

John oh so definitely does not realize this though, he's convinced himself since day one that he's actually just going through all these loops because it was a great deal and the kid was steadfast on his part. He is most definitely this ghost kid's adoptive dad though. Does that make him some kind of royalty? Technically. Is Barry the first to realize this? Oh yeah. You can't convince the speedster that the ever bitchy Constantine is soft for a kid that isn't his own.

Barry may also think that this tiny ghost(?) child is actually John's kid. And if he shares that with the league? That's now Constantine's misunderstanding to solve.

And of course, Danny is blissfully unaware, and also very apologetic for messing up the deal with John- He offered to alter it to just have John as his main contact cough cough, guardian, cough for anything the JL could want instead. While Danny most literally just meant "I messed this up, they already saw me in non-eldritch horror form, sooooo I guess I will answer some questions, just tell me when they wanna talk :D" and John, being the ass he is, decided he would do more than just that, and utterly refuses to let the League talk to him for anything outside of reasons he deems valid.

So now instead of scrambling things out of their hands and getting rid of various summoning devices, he's glaring at the JL with a glare that rivals Batman's. Even the Bat (as much a control freak as he is) stands down some because hey, he has plenty of kids, and he would do the same if his kid was in that situation- woo misunderstandings XD

Bonus, Danny gets summoned by an actual cult later and cannot, in fact, solve this on his own so he panicky calls John, mid JL meeting, and the whole league just sees who they've assumed is John's kid tied up in some sort of throne or something.

John is not happy, at all. But hey, Danny getting kidnapped by cultists to be worshipped was a very big wake-up call. That was in fact his kid, and he did not appreciate this at all.

On the flip side of the wake-up call, the JL gets to learn about Danny, oh you know, being the High King being they saw before, because who the heck could connect some ghostly child that seemed to stick with John and a literal eldritch being that scared even Klarion. I mean come on, the kid was scared of Batman when they talked after crashing into the JL table-

Constantine would use Bruce knowing though. He would pit him against Vlad to help Danny out. Vlad can’t be causing ghost trouble if he has to deal with Brucie Wayne and his horde of children at every gala.

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Where are those woke white people at!?

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The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

I have over three thousand followers and so far only two reblogged this I’m disappointed

✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿#BLM

I expect nothing from nonblack followers lol

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You know that one post shitting on Joker? Like 'Superman gives pity laugh' because his jokes are so lame? So in the community, every city has that hero mascot right? Like the main man, usually Justice League adjacent, so if there are hero representatives, a city probably got a villain mascot. The Batkids get a lot of shit for having a lameass villain.

Dick regularly cries to Bruce about this: "Do something about this B! Don't you see your children are suffering?! Jason is being bullied by the Flashes just because they have cool villains!"

(That was very much intended pun.)

Jason, holding Barry in a head lock while shaking down Wally -with a Bat stamped glove that's glowing and producing weird staticky sounds while Barbara and Tim watch from the sidelines taking notes- as Bart cackles at them: Do you not care for us at all!

Duke, screeching at the top of his lungs: He is not the Gotham villain!

Steph: We've got the Riddler, people!

Cass: Poison Ivy.

Steph: What? No, she's got her moments but Riddler actually represents the aspects of the standard Gotham insanity. We gotta think representation Cass!

Cass: Lesbian.

Damian: If we are talking about Gotham insanity, I believe Dr. Quinzel is a much better candidate.

Tim: You only say that because she recently called herself your nemesis.

Damian: Clearly, not even insanity can blind one so much they lose all sense, as despite appearing in your time, she has seen me as the superior Robin, I have recognition in the streets, whereas what did you have other than their pity.

Tim, who has an entire Rouge's gallery who's thoughts almost immediately went to Anarky 'want to do good despite struggling in his methods', General 'generally unpleasant boy who is inclined to animals and had usurped Anarky's position by rendering him paralyzed', and Ra's Al Ghul 'Ra's Al Ghul enough said if he trips on the goddamn stairs and his Pits spontaneously combusted Tim would happily hand Jason a get Tim to do whatever you want coupon', muttering: ..... I know who my Rouge's gallery mascot is.

Barbara: What about Harvey? Literally the duality of Gotham crazies, and he was district attorney so how's that for representative.

Jason: What? Ew, no, he's white.

Dick: Was he?

Duke: Uh, you're all sleeping on Catwoman? I mean, someone says Catwoman and they think Gotham.

Cass: Someone says Riddler they have to think if it was Gotham or Keystone.

Dick: Someone says Catwoman and everyone thinks of rooftops, Batman, and a Robin shooed away to the other end of the city.

Steph: What about Zsaz?

Everyone:......

Duke: Who?

Steph: Yeah, fair.

Everyone talking over each other on which hero is really the best representative:

Damian: Should bring honor-

Tim: -monologues are at least-

Steph: The design you know, we don't want a fashion disaster-

Cass: -should compliment our mission-

Babs: -makes at least a bit of sense-

Jason: -someone I don't want to put a bullet in-

(My vote is actually on Scarecrow.)

Bakugou Mitsuki : It's been nice catching up, Inko. Look, I don't want to sound indiscreet, but, uh... How's Hisashi?
Midoriya Inko : Oh, he's brought so much happiness into our lives lately. Izuku really admires him and he's always available when we have a problem. Just wonderful.
Bakugou Mitsuki : ...really? You said he forgot Izuku's birthday!
Midoriya Inko : What? No, he didn't, he got him a very nice c/ OOOOOOOH, you meant Hi-S-ashi, not Hi-Z-ashi! Ha ha! What a funny mistake! [beat] Totally unrelated, but do you perhaps have some ropes and fuel barrels that you're not using?

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

I am in love with you /p

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#go off king tell us whodunnit we’re listening intently 👀

DANIEL CRAIG as BENOIT BLANC in Knives Out (2019) // Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

dp x dc prompt: mentor!phantom au

instead of going on a murderous rampage, jason decides that the best way to get revenge is to be petty. he puts up an ad saying he's looking for a new mentor, making up a 1 star review for batman saying "he let me die. would not reccommend"

phantom, famous veteran hero and notoriously known for rejecting every offer to join the justice league he's ever received, applies for the position. they proceed to terrorise the jl together.

(danny doesn't kill the joker but he drops him in a cell in walker's prison, which means he's as good as dead.)

(to make this even funnier, other sidekicks slowly start applying to work with phantom. i'm thinking conner kent and roy harper but it could be others)

(danny doesn't hate heroes but he doesn't trust their work with the government. he'll lend a hand if there's an apocalyptic threat but he's marked by the jl as a last resort, both because he's crazy powerful, not a team player and because he'll spend half the time pranking the flash since it amuses clockwork)

Danny: " ok, here comes the first lesson. Let's all write down the ground rules:"

*prozeeds to roll in a small blackboard*

Danny :"1. Never trust the government"

*multiple heads nodd, someone furiously scribbles it down*

Danny: "2. Every billionaire has a secret hideout somewhere in his home"

"but-"

Danny:"just because you haven't found it yet doesn't mean it doesn't exist. If it really doesn't exist you are most likely not in his real home"

Danny:"so 3. If you see someone that looks just like yourself don't kill them immediately . It could be your future you. Of course Multiverse's travel or cloning have to be investigated. Also immediately inform someone in case they want to replace you"

*someone nodds*

Danny"5. Never let the press name you "

*a hand shots up*"Whats so bad about that? I'm sure they could come up with something catchy. Phantom isn't that bad"

Danny: *glassy eyes* "they didn't call me Phantom at first. I probably should have hired myself an agent. Mistakes were made. Let it be"

*someone swears to himself that he will find out Phantoms first name*

Danny:"onwards! Rule 6: don't go to school work while wearing your superhero outfit, while we are at it: rule 7 keep a record of your sleep schedule and your coffee intake"

All of the best bits as of 4/27/23 ^w^

Rule 4 was "avoid messing with time, if at all possible". This part of the lesson didn't reach the students, because Danny didn't realize Clockwork's timestop to talk to him started before he said it, and didn't repeat it after their chat.

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

Dear redditors, the majority of important world events and breaking news may look like this:

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So don't immediately scroll past these posts.

I'm not even fucking joking. That's just how shit works on this hellsite (derogatory)

DP x DC prompt #74

When the Justice League defeats the alternate, evil Justice League, the Justice Lords, the entire Justice League is shocked and a little scared that their teammate, Danny Phantom, is upset not because there is an alternate timeline where they all turn evil, but because he had to prevent another(!?) timeline where he turns evil.

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Danny: If I had a nickel for every time a future version of myself turned evil, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

The JL: HUHH??

What would happen if you poured blood blossoms into a Lazarus pit?

ras would looney toons his way out of the pit with a tom and jerry scream

Im weezing! Danny recorded the whole thing and put it on YouTube/ Tik-Tok titled "Revenge on a cult leader :)"

Everyone is going nuts and there's a JL meeting about it. No one can take the video down, whatever they do it just won't work and Tim is watching it on repeat

Ras is furious but can do nothing and nobody knows who took the video. The YouTubers username is CatchMeIfYouCan and honestly Danny is having way too much fun with this

Not to be reductive but the plot of aotc is that Obi Wan leaves Anakin unsupervised for the first time and he immediately goes awol, murders a bunch of people, and gets secretly married and the plot of rots is that Obi Wan leaves Anakin alone for five minutes and he immediately gets confused, pledges himself to a sithlord, and murders a bunch of people