That feeling of wanting to be a slut but irl being a prude in social life and then having overbearing sex anxiety and trust issues but also probably being a kinky freak and simultaneously having bodily insecurity

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

Don’t screw with, Hayley

Original tweets 1, 2

Boom. .There it is

If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless

This was an adventure from beginning to end

Had to re-post. I have posted some of these before, but some are new, and they’re too good not to pass along. :)

Reblog if you wouldn't mind some curious anons

The ocean is a friend of mine.

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

Oh my god. DEXTER.

THE ACTUAL NEWS

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

living the dream

Lmaooo

(via poisoned-words)

Blackbeard must have had a very impressive beard to earn that nickname in an era where most men probably had beards.

i want this on my grave

wow…………….

i feel attacked by this

rain in Paris  by  Sergii Molchanov

I love Charlotte and Tiana so much (and Charlotte’s dad, honestly) because very rarely could a mixed-race friendship like this work back then, even with small children, much less carry over into adulthood. The fact that Charlotte’s dad not only let Charlotte be friends with the daughter of someone who worked for him, a girl from a relatively poor family, but a black girl, and never taught Charlotte to hide her love for Tiana is amazing to me. And Charlotte, as spoiled as she is, never hesitates to put Tiana first.

And sharing clothes with Tiana??? Doing so publicly, at a party, knowing everyone would know the blue dress Tiana was wearing belonged to Charlotte? Huge deal. HUGE. People would be making snide comments about Charlotte and no doubt her dad for months after that in real life. But Charlotte didn’t care. She didn’t care that she went to a predominantly black neighborhood and was visibly affectionate with her working-class black friend in front of everybody, she didn’t care about sharing clothes with her, or hugging her at the end, even though it could’ve ruined her social standing.

Charlotte loves Tiana. And I’ve always liked that because too often the privileged, popular friend makes the choice to snub their less-popular, less-privileged friend at some point. Charlotte never does. And she probably put up with a lot of s***, too.

Yeah, I was waiting for the heel turn till the end of the third act to be honest, but it never came.