listen, they are never going to stop making star trek shows. So i know if i bide my time and wait like 10-20 years there will eventually be a star trek show where kirk and spock are a gay couple. there is only so long they can beat the gay spock allegations down with a stick thats all im saying.
Me anytime I have to face a mild inconvenience: This would never happen if I worked on the Enterprise.
I’m fucking dying 😂😂
julian: im done arguing with garak about stupid shit
garak, desperate to keep arguing: i believe bajor is flat
julian: you WHAT
obviously the objectification is the main problem with the seven of nine catsuit, that practically goes without saying, but i note that one thing is not often mentioned so let me say it: it's Fuck Ugly. they did all that work to practically vacuum seal her in that thang and for what? it looks like shit.
i hate high-budget star trek you have no business with that. put a unicorn hat on a cocker spaniel. wear felt
star trek should be about three things
1. a hopeful, if complicated, future
2. the most batshit insane gay subtext youve ever seen in your life
3. sequins
Julian Bashir spent the first two seasons of DS9 unapologetically annoying the living hell out of...
(1) a man who fought the Cardassians in the Setlik III massacre (kill count ???)
(2) a former member of the Cardassian secret service (kill count ?????)
(3) a former Bajoran terrorist/current member of the Bajoran military (kill count ??????)
... and made it out alive. Say what you want, the guy is a badass.
*unapologetically trying to fuck
He relied entirely on no one having the heart to murder a baby giraffe
the entire Enterprise era is so funny. It’s like “we did it we solved all of earth’s problems. Everyone is chilling now. This fucking rocks. Anyways. I think we should have more problems. Let’s go out and find more problems.” And then two seasons later they found so many problems that one of the problems blew up Florida
What I love about star trek is that it's mostly dorks on a spaceship.
People who like science and their regulations, who don't like fighting, want to respect other species, make friends with everyone and protect innocent life.
It's the only science fiction setting where I can proudly say: yes, I could work on that ship, I would like that.
my favorite thing that happens in TOS is when they encounter some weird shit and then sulu turns around to us/kirk to make sure we’re all seeing the same thing. anyways my favorite example of this is when they encounter abraham fucking lincoln.
Star Wars fans complain about Luke Skywalker in the Book of Boba Fett not looking perfect 🙄🙄🙄 like I’M SOOOORRRRRYYYY they couldn’t invent a time machine to get a young Mark Hamill to play Luke. That must be so hard for you 😩🥺 Meanwhile us Star Trek fans are willing to believe that this is an exotic alien creature because we’re what? Grateful
Starfleet historian who has to run cultural sensitivity seminars for personnel who may one day encounter a time travel situation.
"People in the past are just as intelligent as you are. Brains didn't just come into existence when we invented the warp engine."
"No, we don't call pre-Federation humans 'primitive savages who haven't overcome their love of violence.' You've got no leg to stand on here. I saw how many Romulan ships you blew up on your last mission."
"Could we cut the condescension by about 50%? They don't understand quantum mechanics, but you don't know how to shoe a horse, so let's not get cocky."
"Please stop making sly hints about the future. It might be funny to you, but it's obnoxious, and if you say too much, you might not have a future to come back to."
I love star trek being like 'this is how these aliens flirt / kiss' then have that alien doing it with someone of the same gender and they're like 'ignore that'
James T Kirk did not say “leave your bigotry in your quarters, there’s no room for it on the bridge.” in 1966 for any bigots to love Star Trek. Get out of the fandom you’re not welcome here.
spock being gay is a core truth of this universe it's fundamental to my consumption of star trek it's so crazy when u watch the show and he's not even gay He is though
sorry i said i wanted to strap you down on a table and perform a vivisection on you i was horny
gayestnoncanonbitchestournament
Unofficial Poll... One Could Even Say, Noncanon?
i just HAVE to see how this poll goes as just these two, some of THE most classic noncanon gayest bitches.
this poll has no effect on the tournament, its just a fun poll to see how it goes!
