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This advertisement picture of Janeway for Star Trek Timelines is blessed

Sure, that pic’s good, but it’s no Rifle Janeway:

oh my god, rifle janeway is best janeway

i see your rifle janeway and raise you: warship janeway

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I got an Arachnia Janeway from day one and idk how but I’m love her

As the OP, let me just say I am so fucking happy with the direction this post is going

I see your Arachnia Janeway and raise you Admiral Janeway

I raise you with the ultimate card: LIZARD JANEWAY

We went from blessed to cursed REAL quick.

Leave the war outside, friends.

This morning I’m thinkin about how Miles dislocated his shoulder on the Enterprise and Crusher was like Ugh Okay I’ll go get the Osteotractor™️ and then Miles dislocated his shoulder on DS9 and Julian just fucking cracked it back into place then and there

distinctive medical strategies

i like that he has a special dislocated shoulder shirt

I’m sobbing

Remember how big Spock’s family’s house was on Star Trek Discovery and it had this incredible interior design with statues and little vases and huge windows with a nice view of the trees in the area? Posh bitch.

They really live in a mansion

where else would he stow all of his secret relatives

Concept: it’s a phone case but it looks exactly like a 1960s star trek tricorder and since it’s too big for a pocket you have to carry it around with a strap over your shoulder (like they do in star trek). 

Here’s a shitty artist’s rendering: 

Imagine just being like “hold on I’ve got to take this”

love that every starfleet ship has like 5000 people but there are only 7 we see & those 7 do everything

the enterprise at 100%: a whole shit ton of people

the enterprise at 99%: just these seven

Captain: our chief engineer has been abducted! How will we repair our ship to working order now?!

500+ engineers who are trained and qualified to handle this exact situation:

Star Trek television series title cards

  • Star Trek (1966–1969)
  • Star Trek: The Animated Series (1973–1974)
  • Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987–1994)
  • Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993–1999) 
  • Star Trek: Voyager (1995–2001) 
  • Star Trek: Enterprise (2001–2005) 
  • Star Trek: Discovery (2017–present) 
  • Star Trek: Picard (2020–present)