Happy belated birthday (5 days late🙁) to the love of my life
is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?
Spain,Venice&Ottoman maybe in Kostantiniyye before battle of Lepanto? （a Mediterranean sandwich maybe：D
Male thot jobs medieval edition
- Jester
- Serf
- Squire
- Blacksmith
- Cobbler
- Cheesemonger
- Fishmonger
- Any type of monger
- Merchant
- Miller
- Bard
- Stable boy
- Barber-surgeon
- Innkeeper
it’s horrific. awful way to die. either you’re trapped with no chance of being found, air running out, everyone around you suffocating, or the hull is broken and you get turned to jelly by the crushing ocean depths. ik they’re billionaires so it’s very contentious for me. generally i prefer no one dies horrifically. like just as a fellow human being on earth. but i dont think the ultra rich ever extend that mindset to others. climate refugees. and just everything. it feels like something a greek god would do to punish them. it has a certain swagful je ne sais quoi if removed from the human suffering which billionaires have to do philosophically to maintain their positions. very haunting. the hubris of it all. old jalopy metal tube steered by a mad catz controller. to go look at the titanic. which is nothing but a rusted out metal wreck full of fish and silt. btw. the grandiosity of it is completely unrecognizable. one has to wonder what compels ppl to even look at it in the first place. like the prestige of seeing some filthy grown over shell? crazy thing to die for. very textually rich… bad way to die as a human being. great way to die as a narrative about human greed and folly i guess. good job. mission accomplished?
Princess Peach is a girl boss, a princess, the next Virgin Mary, and she’s never going to die
Currently writing OOC Gerita just so they can fuck. Let me cook.
Ludwig should always b a virgin who can’t fuck n constantly on the verge of vomiting and crying from the emotion
It's 1:00 a.m and I'm laughing like crazy because this man is unfuckable and a complete waste of tits
In my headcanon, Drac had Igor make Scamper so he could serve as a companion for Mavis.
Quick little drawing of our favourite queer Spideys 😌