Astarion in Early Access: "Hahaha yes I'm very charming and deceptive and evil and sex is so much fun and I really don't care about anyone."

Astarion in the Full Game: "I haven't had bodily autonomy in 200 years and I've forgotten how to be intimate with someone beyond using it to lure people to their deaths and I have so much trauma regarding sex and I seduced you because it's what I've had to do to survive for literal centuries and I needed you to be on my side but I wasn't supposed to fall in love with you but you're so kind and amazing that I fell anyway and I'm terrified of real emotions but I want *us* to be real because you deserve it and I really care about you but I need you to help me because this is all so new and I'm so scared but I want this to work and I-"

My experience so far...

Shiva lingam worship, Kandahar, Afghanistan, Kushan Empire, 30-375 VS Donatella Versace, ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, 27 August 2014

I just discovered this band called the smiths and I’m obsessed w them.

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is

How dare this go around without the image attached

this is it im dying how could anybody believe this is a real frog

not bothering with op's caption, I believe it is obvious that the woman in this screenshot is making a joke. I believe that mrsballs69 pictured in this image may be a fan of goofs and gaffs on the internet. I believe that the sentient human being who made this tweet did so because she understands how it sounds, and perhaps was compelled to share because she found it silly. just my theory.

Coffee is such a fun drug that no one judges or shames u for

okay here's the random question of the day. what specific word or phrase in your vocabulary is a dead giveaway for the local or regional dialect from where you grew up? like for me it's saying "chonies" instead of underpants. that's just very southern san joaquin valley/maybe southern california in general, but like, VERY southern valley

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

tellius dialogue is timeless because for every four times where they're doing drama and politics there's one where they're just posting

like yeah you go girl

people talking about australia like they do japan and korea

UGH this reminds me of bluey s2 e3 so bad… imagine growing up Australian and having fairy bread and pass the parcel at birthday parties 😩 its so crikeycore

face reveal