“The Venus Portal” by Felipe Posada

Did the cat just give–

McDonald’s has their 20 piece chicken nuggets on the 2 for $3 menu right now. You’re supposed to mix and match items, but there’s nothing stopping you from getting 2 orders of them for $3. Which means, for the low, low price of $9.63, I just got 120 chicken nuggets. The lady asked me three times if I was sure I wanted that many, and then when I rolled up to the window, she looked in my backseat like she expected to see four kids there, but it was just me. I took my 120 chicken nuggets home and ate them all, and I gotta say, this is what life is all about.

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

when you fail a level 20 times and the loading screen is like “remember you can always change the difficulty setting in the options menu!! :))”

adults seemed way adultier when i was a kid

English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

you need to stop

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

she is WHAT? sickening

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

mom

me talking to my therapist: i want to die…but like….not actually just…metaphorically…as in like if u offered me immediate death and relief from my consciousness…id say yes….metaphorically…hypothetically…in a theoretical situation…in a hyperbolic manner…metaphorically speaking

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

This makes me so happy ☺️

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

I LOVE THIS OMFG

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women. 

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

Reblog the shit out of this

We need more positive things like this!

Okay but I did cry

kabalintunaan // notes to my ex-girlfriend (via wnq-writers)