Focus on the puppy starring at her

#historians be like

Random egg salad sandwich from the past, appearing on your timeline.

Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰

the orville pitch: fun star trek parody

the orville: hey watch this robot commit suicide. watch this trans kid be tortured for an hour and a half. here's a commentary on slavery. oh also btw here's dolly parton.

Posting hole

Lol

Second most fuckable is silicon

why isn't Fluorine number 1, it's literally the most electronegative element, which basically means that it is the most sexy and attractive of all the atoms and Fluorine can get with almost anyone it wants, easily

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Agents of Shield text posts part 2/?

The debate of all time

If you don't like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along

Please rb if you vote

Crab Day!!!

Here on Tumblr!!

Buy crabs!

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

Please I need their next financial report to have a header that says 'Crab day'

don't judge a fic by its stats

Not even your own

I got a marketing email from hobbycraft to say that they're now selling plush pumpkins ahead of halloween

so of course I went to the website, which led me to this delightful photo series showing the different sizes available:

I love and support this man and his pumpkin collection

i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

The actor/writer strikes are clearly a ploy by Big Library to get us to read more books.

they keep calling Oppenheimer a theoretical physicist but there's enough historical evidence for his existence that they should probably just admit he's real