my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

FOUND IT

Are you done. Like is it over.

i love the implication here "no one can make you feel inferior without your consent but if you do consent to feeling inferior buy our product" haha what the fuck

@kirio-ami

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

I'm watching The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 out of morbid curiosity and I can't emphasize enough how ridiculously flamboyant this villain is. This isn't even queercoding. They need to invent a new word for whatever Sarousch is.

Disney executive: We need an intimidating villain for The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2. A worthy successor to Claude Frollo.

Ricky from the animation department: Thgis guy's name is Sarousch LeSérve-Cunte and if I don't animate his gay face I'll kill myself

HELLO???

Someone on Discord just told me to look up the cast on imdb in a particularly gleeful tone. I am afraid.

playing Robots (2005, PC)

at the peak of my fevery delusions earlier i tried to explain to my wife how there is a "different shadow tumblr" that i accidentally accessed but can't anymore somehow and i wanted to get back on shadow tumblr

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

Yooo what's up I'm toothy, I'm a thoughtform. CIA made me back in the 1970s to teach kids about dental hygiene. People brushing their teeth is like, food to me. It's no trouble if you can't right now but like, would you mind flossing or something.

my brother accidentally referred to penn and teller as “the ogre and the shrew”

I think the bicycle helmet discourse really just reinforces the idea that people believe that accidents only happen to the stupid and careless, and that people who get hurt somehow deserve it. And since nobody wants to believe themselves to be stupid, or thinks they could be careless or distracted, it's not necessary to take precautions.

And then they take safety advice as an insult because telling someone to be safe is seen as an accusation of being stupid and irresponsible, and not just a value neutral acknowledgement of statistical inevitably. We see it with masks, and seatbelts, and now bicycle helmets because everyone wants to believe they're too clever to get hurt, and too lucky to get hurt badly, until suddenly you're not and you have to resign, in shame, to being one of the people you previously saw as annoying nags, assuming you're even still alive.

Recycled Leather Fawn Bag by Lane Starke / OTTO Project.

Includes Intestines-Printed Lining and Heart Purse.

“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP

A childhood journal

English added by me :)

im always either posting harry du bois or one of those spore fuckers

If Harry du bois was a spore critter...what tf would he look like

so glad you asked. lets find out together, okay?