idiot

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

If u ever see someone wearing those hentai sweaters in public, pretend not to know what it is and ask the person why the women look all slobbery until theyre forced to explain it to you. And when they do express your disgust loudly and embarass them in public because anyone who wears literal porn merch in public deserves to be publicly humiliated

you know what scratch that, we should just beat the living shit out of them

fuck it [decomposes]

nah too many people aren’t talking enough about Nakia Crawford and it ain’t sitting right with my soul

Nakia and her grandmother were in a their car and stopped at a red light when a white man decided to pull up next to them and he proceeded to shoot Nakia several times and she died at the hospital.

She was 18 a baby a precious human being and She just graduated. Why aren’t people mad? why aren’t y’all furious? why isn’t her named being said?? Our young black women are constantly targeted and murdered and no one says shit..it stops NOW!! IT ONLY HAPPENED 2 DAYS AGO !! why aren’t we talking about this?? say her name NAKIA CRAWFORD #JusticeForNakia #SAYHERNAME #NakiaCrawford

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No arrests made as of 6.18.20

This video has utterly undone me

[All with thick, scottish accents]

Lad 1: An' you're sure I'm not gonna die? ...ah- no- I can't, I canne get- no, no

Lad 1: *hits bong*

*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*

Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! ...oh, wee man... you'll be feeling this...

Lad 1 (enunciating clearly): ...I'm actually bisexual.

It's always when guys get high that they admit that they're not totally straight, this guy did a speed run

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

wow you're so good at conversation king 😍😍 say haha again

flies r like sir may i please drown in your dr pepper

imagine everything in Avatar the same but Toph gets to say ‘fuck’

Oh to be a dead bee floating gracefully in a 5ft deep swimming pool, riding the waves as children play Marco Polo around me

You have to so so careful when you’re buying small packs of seeds and using self checkout, at say, Walmart, because the scales are supposed to alert u when you add an item that wasnt scanned, but the seeds are so small that it usually doesn’t notice if you

accidentally

add two or three packs to your bag after scanning only one!!!

psa because I know how guilty I would feel if I unintentionally stole from a mega corporation while buying vegetable seeds to feed my self/community!!!

Also, make sure you double-check your pockets and bags! It’s really easy to wind up with a few seed packets somewhere on your person and just walk out without anybody noticing, especially since they never have any kind of anti-theft device. Be careful out there!

2 months... we've only been in quarantine for 2 months...what is time

I've been in self-quarentine since March 13th, so it's 3 months where I am. I only remember this because it was Friday the 13th and haha

buddy March was 2 months ago.

welcome to the twilight zone, where time is something we vaguely agree upon but can't actually remember experiencing firsthand!

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

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