TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

TACO NEEDS TO STAY IN HIS DAMN  LANE

SHUT UP TACO

MIND YOUR BUSINESS TACO

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

Wait but two of these are true.

@emiiyaa @meirasthing @hushedmusic

A proud Asexual as of 2019. And I would have a fancy black cape if I weren’t about to go to college and be really broke.

Homosex, Hope, and butter 🧈

Thank you @lightbrite-rebel for the tag 💕

rules: the last celeb you have saved on your phone is your quarantine buddy.

Nice group 🤭

I tag @amourdesetoiles @spooky-shelby @merlinaknight @scent-ofbooks

Oh, with him my quarantine should be fun xD

(thank you for the tag ✨)

I tag @thearcherwho @nakedhiddles @olderguysandcutiepies @stewielover95

He would be a great quarantine buddy 🥰

I tag @sherlollydramoine @slutforbritdick @whitneyrules @yourlocalmusicalprostitute

Thank you for the tag @stewielover95

I am 10000000000% down with this. Hahahaha ohhhhhh the ways we could have fun. Oh the ways. I mean.... hehehehehe....

Not dirty minded at all.... No. Totally innocent fun.

I tag: @warmommy @diasimar @free-rami @breadnbutternips @ramimedley @petites-fantasies @mrhoemazzello @xmxisxforxmaybe @txmel

I’m totally fine with this quarantine lasting forever if I get to be with this fella. I tag

@itsme690 @detectivecutiepants @hazeleyedbeth @rxmi-mxlek

Do not have a problem with this whatsoever. 😍 Bring on the Quarantine.

I tag @carolinemathildes @txmel @persipneiwrites and @joemazzhello

in terms of guys who would be interested in me, this ain’t it, haha.

I tag @spacedustmazzello!

Yeah.... I’d be cool with this!

I tag @anotherhystericalqueen @acdeaky @stephydearestxo

Yes please!!! I tag : @slutforbritdick @crazylittlethingcalledobsession @leah-halliwell92

FUCK YEAH!!! We can make babies and drink tea 🥰 Thanks for the tags @stewielover95 & @stephydearestxo 💓💓

I tag: @deacyblues @supernaturalee @punkebass @importantpersonllama @johndeaconshands @brinteylovesaliens @amethyst-serenade

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! I will be very happy staying inside with him. Thanks for the tag @slutforbritdick ❤️

I tag @fairestkillerqueenofall @drivenbybri @doctorqueensanatomy @what-wicked-delights @fatbottomedgrohl

THIS IS OKAY. THIS IS VERY OKAY.

@lilbluebitch @blamerogertaylor @xlife-starts-nowx @lovelyhoe23 @kiainspace

i’m definetly okay with this...

@benders-diamond-earring @cxpaldi and anyone else :/

Y E S

MY MANS

I tag: @drivenbybri @killer-qu33n-of-disaster @devin-marie @formylife-stillahead-pityme @not-john-watsons-blog and @anotheronebitestheskye

@underscoregreta @cherries-n-rocknroll @hannafuckingsucks

PleASE. I wanna stroke that hair 😩🥺 And perhaps get some drumming lessons

@walking-in-a-daze @sweetgcreature @drivenbybri

Thanks for the tag babe @cherries-n-rocknroll 💕💫

Just watched ‘The Breakfast Club’ for the first time yesterday and he was a total cutie fight me on this

I tag: @deakyswhitequeen @modymody99 @natromanxoff @thefairyfellermercury @doctorqueensanatomy @petriwhore

@sweetgcreature thank u for the tag lovie!💖

Oh YESSSSSS😍🤪🤪🤪🥴🥴💞💞

Tagss: @70sheadqueenie @an-abyss-called-life @j0hn-deaky @shes-over-bored @lemurian-starship @toomuchlove-willkillyou @sunshine112 @moviestorian @mephisto92 @melisa-may-taylor72 @queen-paladin @rogah-wrote-gaga @bastard-poopiepoopoo

Ahhh @thefairyfellermercury

@mephisto92 @debdarkpetal @disasterdeacy @natromanxoff @tenementfunzter @stormtrprinstilettos @jennyggggrrr @melisa-may-taylor72 @myfairyqueenmercury @39-brian @brian-may-likes-dust

Thanks @toomuchlove-willkillyou 😍😘

Had to be Rog ❤️ (and John just happens to be in one of my fave pics!) tagging @megalony @an-abyss-called-life @cherries-n-rocknroll @mypassionfortrash @justgivemethekeys @livingforrt @fallingprincess and anyone else who wants a go! Xxxxxx

@jennyggggrrr thank you for tagging me 💖

...but seriously... which picture/person did y‘all expect? 🙈😍💖

I tag anyone who wants to do this 😊

YES! This happens to be one of my favourite pictures of louis ❤️

@mompickmeupimscaredsstuff @generouscalzonebearmonger @slytherinfan16 @softbeanofexistentialcrisis @hellomynameismaneh @but-my-tongue-is-a-wepon

And @/anyone who wants to do this

Wow I get to spend it with this cutie🥰🥰

@i-jinlaugh-at-u-peasants @khaleesionjupiter @yoongisdumplingcheeks @gukssunshine @mompickmeupimscaredsstuff @haylo4ever

AHA IM READY FOR IT 😍👌🏻

@yourguessisasgoodasminemate @lovies-kpop-fan-fiction @yeontanismypresident @lynnthevirgo

@yoongisdumplingcheeks I love that it’s tommy 😂😂

This is fine with me 😍 boy better bring some decent snacks though ✌🏻

@lynnthevirgo @snowy-meowl @the-bangtan-boys @lovies-kpop-fan-fiction

Ahhhhh...yes.

shocking

*ahem*

from this post 

Comedian Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife on May 27th 1998

NFL player Steve McNair was murdered by his girlfriend on July 4th, 2009

John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut completely off on June 23rd, 1993

Travis Alexander was murdered by Jodi Arias on June 4th, 2008

Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001 (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)

Brenda Spencer killed two and injured nine at Cleveland Elementary School on January 29th, 1979

Laurie Dann killed one boy and injured five others at Hubbard Woods Elementary School on May 20th, 1988

Jennifer San Marco killed eight people at Goleta postal facility on January 30th, 2006

Sylvia Seegrist killed three and injured seven during a shooting spree at a Springfield mall on October 30th, 1985

Mary Ann Holder killed five children including her own son in Pleasent Gardens, NC on November 20th, 2011

Jullian Robbins killed one and injured two at Penn State on September 17th, 1997

Heather Smith killed two then committed suicide at Spanaway Junior High School on November 26th, 1985

Latina Williams killed two others then self at Louisiana Technical College on February 8th, 2008

Amy Bishop Anderson killed three and wounded three others at the University of Alabama on February 12th, 2010

What’s most interesting though is that mainstream media doesn’t even mention female shooters when they claim to show the history of the crime — but I guess they’re going by high scores. While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also truethat most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):

This is only mid-year and I didn’t even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.“

The only thing “shocking” here is how far you’ve managed to cram your head up your own ass.

oh shit

seems like women can just be as evil as men when it comes to being monsters :/

Any woman who truly thinks that women don't do this, and that it is the man that is at fault, or try to make it seem that way.

Then I truly believe, that your stupidity is unbelievable.

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

I'm sad to see this after Christmas. Before I could also join this club of scaring the Christ out of family members.

They’re going to try and kill him.

He’s probably already dead

BOOOOOST THIS

YOOOOO

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

Nigerians are about to save the world

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

Most def had to reblog this. I’m supporting him 1000%

https://www.naij.com/455113-nigeria-professor-claims-to-have-cure-for-hivaids.html

Repost & Save a Life!!!!!! Repost

There is hope .Amen Repost this would help a lot of people…

God bless this man. I hope this saves lives.

Reblog it saves lives

The tumblr app closed on me TWICE when I tried to reblog this

coincidence?

(THREE TIMES)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REBLOG THIS SHIT OR BLOCK ME

Reblog please

@madhattey @princeofmints @androgynousblackbox @ryuronny @mrgoldsdearie @blogthegreatrouge @ship-is-love @askoswaldandedward

WHAT I S THIS

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

WHATSHDJD–

RE-FUCKING-BLOG

REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA TGIS BREAK THE NOTES IF WE HAVE TO

haha take this, government!

Wow my instinct about this topic was right.

REBLOG

Reblog

Reblog if you can handle it but also this is important and I’m proud of you either way

Wrong blog

always reblog

Like the the man who figured out how to make a car run on water instead of gas. This man will probably "die tragically, suddenly, and mysteriously". And all of his research and materials will disappear.

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

Hi pls jfjf

Please work

Ya gotta read the WHOLE thing.

I hope I can be a librarian someday.

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

Oh finally. A real Christian.

the one about the Qur'an literally hit me in the heart

I wanna see more Christians like this

I love that they say “siblings” instead of “brothers and sisters” bc it’s gender neutral

It makes me glad to see a fellow Christian who really knows what's up. God bless him.

Rules: Describe yourself only with pictures you have. You cannot download or search any new pictures. Tag ten people. I was tagged by @mattysheelies

I tag: @barbarasbae @lordofthenerds97 @ahoysailorsteve @hopelezz @hargrove-harrington and anyone else who would like to do it.

I was tagged by @mystrangerfics

I'll tag @hargrovesprincess @inthemindofaweirdo @la-vide @prettyboyhargrove @prettyboyharrington @ssstutteringbbbill @sydneyisnotawriter @stargrovehargrove @billyhardgrove and anyone else who wants to do it!

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

Spy Kids is a national treasure

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

My mom always guessed that the reason all of these actors did this movie is because a lot of them probably had kids at the time and wanted their kids to be able to watch their parents on screen in a wholesome silly way.

I find it humorous when I ask myself why these actors who are iconic and down right amazing are in Spy Kids. But then I look at Alan Cummings and I think..... I get you. But everyone else is an enigma.

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070

Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim.  Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help. One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time. No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

#standing up for male victims takes NOTHING away from female victims #this isn’t an either/or scenario #you can pursue justice for male victims and still be 100% feminist #safer world for EVERYONE 

This is important. Just… everyone needs to see this.

I've seen this video. I know others need to see it too.

I spy, you spy, let's all play I spy!!!!!

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

the fuck does this mean

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means

i feel incredibly attacked rn

Do you mean the little hand sanitizer things you could carry on your backpack on a weird rubber chain??? Cause if so....mine was cucumber melon. All I know is it's from bath & body works.

I’m at 5 what about you?

MY PICKY EATING ASS GOT FUCKING TWENTY TWO

@killer-cons DO IT

I got eleven 😂 holy crap babe you picky as hell

@marchwvrden you up for it?

...13

I don’t get why some people don’t like barbie movies!!!

Like

seriously

this

shit

is

AMAZING

AnD

so

FuCKinG

IMPORTANT!!!!

Don’t

even

trY

tO

Convince

mE

OTHERWISE!

THIS WAS A BARBIE APPRECIATION POST!!!

These were literally my childhood

I grew up on Barbie. She was such a big part of my childhood. And I'm so glad my nana introduced me to it.

mood: bedridden victorian child

papah …… am i going to die ?

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

will grándmama be there? in the light??

Fâther, will mother be there??

i know that theoretically disney held a “most attractive men” meeting to design flynn/eugene but can we just admit that they should’ve given up trying to make the most attractive animated man because they’d already done it

oh op, you’re confused

I agree whole heartedly with you @wawakanda-btch