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@lexiivarah

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I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

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god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

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I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

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robotlyra

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

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jkellemnop

I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.

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reblogged

what prision should be 4:

  • rapists
  • pedophiles
  • murderers
  • abusers

what prision shouldn’t be 4:

  • non-violent drug dealers
  • drug addicts (who need help + support, not prison time)
  • protesters/activists
  • poc who get arrested 4 doing things white people would never get arrested 4 doing
  • rape/incest/abuse/etc victims who kill their attackers (self defense)
  • homeless people who are just chilling + not doing anything illegal (like a homeless person is just sleeping + the cops arrest them 4 some dumb reason)
  • a lot of people, actually (ex. people who steal like a single apple bc they’re starving, people who take animals from abusive owners, squatters, undocumented immigrants with no/minor criminal records, prostitutes + sex workers, poor people, the mentally ill, etc)

The fact that this post is controversial on tungle dot hellsite says a lot about the site’s political environment.

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slothblog

I love scenes where ppl are playing poker and they show someone’s cards and the music gets intense cause I have no idea how the fuck the game works like is this good or bad we just don’t know

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video proof that every creature is dogs

I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged.

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Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.

Steve Maraboli (via quoted)