I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.
kids really said “i can fix him”
Got an ad for a self-tanning product and "Perfect natural looking tan" is not how I'd describe it
You, a supervillain, answer a knock at your door, only to find your superhero nemesis shivering, bleeding, scared, and slightly dazed (as if drugged). They appear to have been assaulted. The hero mumbles “…didn’t know where else to go…” before collapsing into your arms.
Your evil mother was killed by a demonic entity that took her form. It planned to torture you by revealing itself when you grew up, and feast on your terror and fear. When the day came, however, you felt no fear or despair. Instead, you thanked the demon for being the best mother ever.
“But I never showed love for you! All i did is gave you food!”
“Will you believe that was more than my actual mother ever did?”
Transphobes often say gender is like a coin, either heads or tails. They're more right than they realize.
Gender is a coin. Everybody is given one at birth, and they're given it either heads or tails. You can flip it over. You can flip it back. You can keep flipping it all you want. You can balance it on its side. You can throw it away. You can get a new one. You can take it to the zoo or museum to one of thise penny press machines. You can melt it and reform it. You can keep it melted. You could even take someone else's. You can glue fun things to it. You can paint it. You can take the paint off. You can trade them for cool shit.
Transphobes often say gender is a coin. They say this not realizing how easily coins can be changed.
Im gonna put my coin in one of those thinners. Now I'll have a long coin
ok!
easyvirgin-deactivated20160413
happy Thursday the 20th
blakegdiamond
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
the-mighty-tor
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
itsquietinsantafe
TODAY
Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:
- May 2021
- January 2022
- October 2022
- April 2023
- July 2023
- June 2024
- February 2025
- March 2025
- November 2025
- August 2026
If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.
cyan-draws-stuff
THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!
happy Thursday the 20th guys
Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame
IT’S THURSDAY THE 20TH
Reblog if this would work on you
THERE ARE MORE IMAGES OF THE TWO OF THEM???
TWO MORE OF THEM
TWO MORE OF THEM
OK!
yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade
i hope to god im doing this right
im not sure how to feel about this
update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2
it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice
LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES
stop reblogging this im begging all of you
happy birthday to my bastard child
GROUP BARRICADE 4
FEATURING EVERYONE’S FAVORITE CHARACTERS:
- ANGRY MAN
- DRUNK GUY
- LARGE RUSSIAN
- HARD HAT
- DAD, MD
- AUSTRALIAN
- FRENCH SUIT
- MYSTERY FLAVOR
- and SCREAMING CHILD FROM BROOKLYN
ANGRY MAN!
DRUNK GUY!
LARGE RUSSIAN!
HARD HAT!
DAD, MD!
AUSTRALIAN!
FRENCH SUIT!
M-M-M-MYSTERY FLAVOR!
and SCREAMING CHILD FROM BROOKLYN!
Together, they Barricade…. as GROUP.
group barricade heritage post
i know it's an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak
me when i have a hammer in my hand if i'm being fully honest
