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@lexiemhm

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 I want a show where either

  • Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.

Or

  • A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage
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This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

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do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies