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I Died When Lexa Died

@lexagotlaid

Update: still dead but not because of lexa. 25.
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my wife: you're the only person who uses the computer correctly

me: what do you mean

my desktop:

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i'm tired of flirting. let me know if you want to eat pizza and sleep together

Oh cool, we're back to c. 2012 Tumblr "touch my butt and buy me pizza" posting, good to see we've come full circle!

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tired of flirting. let me know if you wanna suck me silly like a crazy straw

I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers' room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don't even have to pay me, I'd do it for free. Really I don't even need a chair. I'll just stand in the corner.