a true visionary

Julie Bell video game box art appreciation post

An interesting fact, Julie Bell used back then to literally look like a living version of her art :

An ode to the best walk cycles in fighting games

Every other character in Naruto: Here is my SUPER SPECIAL JUTSU! Rock Lee:

2019 movie moodboard

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

A fight breaks out and he hits her

She divorces him after that fight

Back to girl one, She find out and comferts her

They decide to hook up and the relationship goes great

The guy finds a boyfriend

and they all work everything out!

Feel free to add anything if you like

The full story is finally revealed.

Oh wow

The Gay Awakening

And they were roommates

Oh my god, they were roommates

What a twist!

Wasn’t there another version where the girl lost a pregnacy

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

torn between the desire to post the pic of me t-posing on top of my universitys sign after graduation and the knowledge that maybe i shouldnt tell randos on the internet what school i went to 

pictured is my mother, proudly taking a commemorative photo as i live up to my degree in clownery (graduated with honors in Jokes and Goofs)

my mom JUST showed me how the pic being taken in this photo actually came out and. im reeling at the raw power of it

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

I really don’t understand anyone who still posts selfies at this point like. we’re all fully aware that the feds are monitoring us and using our photos to build a surprise database that will help them later it’s just not fucking worth it anymore 

Human brain: security culture

Monkey brain: validation nice

I will Not be cockblocked by spy nimrod fucks

I haven’t ever really talked about this before but I’d like to introduce a concept that I’m going to call “security nihilism.”

Here’s the deal: You’re already burned.

It’s over! There’s no going back! Your face is in a database and your DNA is in a database and your social profile is in a database and there’s nothing you can do about it. Even if you didn’t put it there somebody else did. Congrats, we’re all fucked!

Facebook builds shadow profiles on people who don’t have accounts. Surveillance cameras are everywhere. Your cousin signed up for Ancestry and your brother did 23&Me.

So what can you do about it? Essentially nothing. So there’s no point in panicking.

You know what you have to do if you want some kind of privacy? Start leaving your phone at home randomly. Or at work randomly. People don’t think about the fact that their cell phone’s location data (which is constantly tracking even if you don’t enable location data for apps) is a more effective way of tracking them than anything they post online and it’s *real* easy to get a warrant for that data. And if you suddenly ditch your phone for the first time in several months it’s suspicious as FUCK.

Automated license plate readers track your drive. Do you commute? Do you drive the same way every day? Why the sudden change to your routine? What were you doing that you needed to park your car and wander away suddenly? What are you hiding?

Complaining about people posting selfies when companies are compiling DNA databases sharing them with the FBI is like blaming ocean pollution on people using plastic straws when about half of plastic ocean trash is abandoned fishing equipment.

Do you use gmail? You’re fucked.

Do you have a bank account? You’re fucked.

Do you use public transportation? You’re fucked.

Do you go to school? You’re fucked.

Do you have a job? You’re fucked.

I had to track down a guy who didn’t have facebook or social media profiles, didn’t have a listing in the phonebook, didn’t have a linkedin. I started with his first and last name and ended with his supervisor’s phone number, a ten year history of his income, and his home address. I got to it through his son’s little league team.

And I’m fucking J. Random Nobody. I don’t even have shiny databases full of tracking data.

So you’re already burned. There’s no going back, we passed the tipping point. Even if you threw out your computer and shut down all your accounts and smashed your cell phone and lived in the woods there’d be video of you walking out of town for the last time and satellite images of wherever you ended up setting up camp.

I was never going to be able to hide from the cameras on the streets and the data in my cell phone and the scanners that look at the license plate of my car and the information that my school sold about my age and income and interests. So fuck it. Share a selfie.

[fyi the secret to actual opsec is to trust no one and to have no discernible patterns - being in a facial recognition database doesn’t matter if you make a point of not showing your face when you’re doing whatever you’re doing that you want to keep quiet; your goal isn’t to evade the facial recognition software as you’re on the run from the government, your goal is to never even show up on their radar]

Sorry folks, all of this is right. Getting judgmental at other people’s selfies and masking it as an opsec fail is just ignorant :D

jack off in front of your webcam while holding a sign that says “fuck u fed”

This really took a turn at the end.

im going to fucking die

whoop there it is

being “the cocky one” is a shtick only accepted when it’s done by men. both men and women get so uncomfortable when a woman acts cocky and confident and it really fucking shows the sexist double standard

call me bad waitress because I always spill the tea

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wtf lol Twitter translates Ikemen (handsome man) as twink.

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Watch: Wanda’s brother is a living example of this racial double standard.

It’s 4/20, which makes this the perfect time to reflect on how awful U.S. drug policy is.

This is the most precious thing I’ve ever seen

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better: