been repeating this in my head all day
honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me
hi
You should all be beaten like piñatas
dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out
Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it
The word "faggot" appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy's are on here.
I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.
we were SO close to greatness his name is Colonel William Richard Cook
We almost had Colonel Willy Dick Cock
Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about
i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food
Bro.
i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????
stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this
im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
The funniest thing I have read tonight
“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”
“..... Monkey.”
“Why—?”
“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”
This isn't cute! Cars only do this when they feel extreme distress!
Maan get that quivering snout outta here
They weren't lying this puffer can dogface
Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
it's berry season here. i've eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.
berry time
Whatcha got there?
RUDE
I dont know if this counts, but by God, what happened to his face? And his finger looks burnt!!!
(Doctor Who, 11th Doctor issue #1- After Life- Titan Comics)
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