california dmv plate: "POTENT CUM" Customer: CHECK OUT THESE ROPES DMV: HE'S NOT LYING. PRETTY THICK Verdict: APPROVED

smoked a joint the sorcerer gave me and experienced life as a 1989 toyota tercel from assembly and production until i was left derelict in a junkyard in baker california oxidizing and rusting for 10,000 years. my favorite part was five hundred years in when a family of armadillos moved in for a few weeks

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

girl dinner (big fucking plate of carbs and protein) girl math (complex analysis) girl career (trades and engineering and politics and compsci) girl sports (dirtbikes and football and weightlifting) girl instruments (drums and bass guitar and electric) girl personality (loud and opinionated and annoying and brash)

damn she's so hot i wanna have a codependent living situation with her

finally landed on wizard tiktok

"Thank you for the pasta sir. Hey look at my phone, check this uahh,, check this shit out."

Obama, complete sloshed off red wine and pasta: now let me clear uhhhhhhh this laser is dope as hell

"Boeing or Airbus" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate whilst furries draw their planes holding hands and kissing

holding wings, perhaps

Your hoes may be fearful and skittish. My hoes are adamant, ceaseless and unfearing

>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

you will never blast rope like your cum cannon peepaw. die.

Yeah I'm a MILF (mentally ill lady faggot)

fully exposed electronics, like the actual circuitry, that's high art. that's the appreciation of nudity. it's bold and brazen and yes, a bit horny.

translucent shells and casing ? girl that's lingerie, that's seduction and teasing. little bits of exposed wires and recessed reset switches, being able to see almost everything....that's more than "a bit" horny

why do all the hot gender freaks with brain damage from the internet live in Boner's Corner, Illinois or Halifax or whatever other hellhole

i know the borz concorde is popular but really if any plane deserves title of Doggy Plane it is the tu-144 because of those canards its LITERALLY just a big ol' pair of ears

This is a dog.