@lettersfromrosie

the title of your sex tape
me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate
my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON

The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s dim my guy

don’t 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 ghostbusters 👏 fan 👏 if 👏 there’s 👏 never 👏 been 👏 something 👏 strange 👏 in 👏 your 👏 neighbourhood 👏

*loves being independent and spending time with myself *wants to get married Tomorrow