Excuse me, sir, put down my bloomers!

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

its cute

i made dino empanadas :]

update: they came out very good

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

Structure of the sensitive plant

A king recognizes another king in fashion

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

proof that humans have peaked as a species

I just noticed the little ears on their hat

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

The lack of context here is thrilling

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

oh my god everyone quick close your eyes!!!!!!! hes ass

how dare people not love the upcoming generation

Every time I see this I notice something else about it that makes me love it even more