Man if I were in a horror movie I’d want the killer to be a cannibal because then I know he wouldn’t touch me. Why you may ask? Simple, everyone knows to avoid eating trans fat
@shandycandy278 ‘s new chapter in their book had me in almost as many pieces as nightmare’s bones so of course I had to do something stupid with it
so i washed my conure. i thought she looked a little cute after being in the water so i tried to take a few photos.
here’sa cute one. then i tried to take another one but she decided to get too long
I swear to god if this emo twink doesn’t leave his room in the next ten minuets I’m going to marry his best friend
Everyone shut the fuck up Ned “I love my wife” from the try guys just got caught cheating and buzzfeed employees are being funnier than the company has ever been about it
Reading fanfic is all fun and games until you start making jokes about how awkward two brothers act around eachother only for the untagged incest plot twist to arise out of the shadows and beat the shit out of you like a highschool bully from the 90s
The sexy tumblrman fight was so intense it sent the Queen of England into cardiac arrest
SHE FUCKIN DIED
The sexy tumblrman fight was so intense it sent the Queen of England into cardiac arrest
Used coffee to wash down melatonin I’ll tell y’all how it goes
Hey don’t do this
Used coffee to wash down melatonin I’ll tell y’all how it goes
Used my remaining brain power of the day to make this abomination