we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out
I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me
gays help me out, also leave your answer + your orientation in the tags
We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.
You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.
Hey there Tumblr. Trans kids in England are under threat. and no one is talking about it. so I need you to be noisy. The government is currently proposing “guidance” that would force teachers to out students who are questioning their gender. (here's an article in The Gardian about it)
I don't think I need to tell you how terrible this is. How it is ultimately going to cause so much harm to so many kids. And not just trans pupils. Just gender-non conforming students who don't fit stereotypes. Because this guidance isn't just about students who've come out to teachers. It's anyone they suspect to be questioning their gender.
And the worst part is. I can barely find anyone talking about it. I think there was an Instagram post I saw going around a little while ago, but even then... I was talking to some trans adults at a pride event a few weeks ago and they didn't even know this shit is happening to us. I don't know what to do. I feel completely powerless. And making a stupid Tumblr post is the only think I can think of. Because if people don't know this stuff is happening, there's no way we can stop it.
I think the guidance is due to come out next week, although they keep on saying things like that and then nothing happens, so who knows.
And to any others trans kids in England (or anywhere, really) right now. Good luck. I see you. We will stick together and we can make it through this
I think the English should stop copying us (the United States) we’re doing it wrong you don’t have to follow us
this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.
I would like to add that their name is E, literally just the letter E, like they’re in a spy movie. As if that wasn’t cool enough already she went and got a guitar shaped like her name. Fucking icon.
"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated
I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.
This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no....oil is soaking into fur and feathers....if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”
@stvksn on ig
i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you've refused to forgive him
is so insanely powerful. that's gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.
this is so upsetting, PLEASE rb to spread awareness
omniscient-omniromantic-deactiv
PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, WHETHER YOURE JEWISH OR NOT.
THIS IS A SUPER IMPORTANT PART OF OUR HISTORY, DONT LET IT GET DESTROYED.
perhaps help take steps to stop them now from future attempts...
A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn
whys this a bulk reblog
3 for 1 deal
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
strangecharmer
i trusted you
weteevee
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created
i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy
this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man
ADHD is so silly because you can think about wanting to do something for like 2 weeks but nothing happens then all of a sudden you’re chilling and minding your own business and you get a freaking Inspiration Jumpscare