sorry this comment has fucking taken me out. everyone thank matpat game theory for throwing the first brick
bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)
Spoken like someone who never had to hide in the Meat Realm
It’s not turn-based but there is actually a game that is 100% this.
It’s called Kingsway, and it’s an active-time-battle roguelite. And it’s designed to look AND PLAY like windows 95. And I don’t mean it plays like a windows 95 game, I mean it plays like the operating system itself. Window management is a key part of the game! Often you have to juggle many windows and pop-ups to avoid getting hit or curses or whatever.
Like, when they cast a curse on you, it pops up as a small dialog box, often behind the main window, and you have only a few seconds to click AVOID to it.
The game doesn’t pause when you do inventory management, and you often have to manage a lot of bags at once. That’s hard to do in real-time, since each one is a separate window. The game uses the Windows 95 UI as part of the difficulty!
It’s a lot of fun and I highly recommend trying it out. Currently 10$ on steam, often drops down to like 5$ when there’s a sale. Check it out.
stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
Butchering a freeway interchange used to take 20 men. The meat could feed tens of thousands of people for months. They built homes from their asphalt scale and lit them with wax candles made from the yellow fat underneath. Of course it's considered blasphemy to harm them now.
my tears of the kingdom first impressions and thoughts below the cut










