Troubled teen

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

REBLOG EVERY TIME

Think about those questions.

I AM SO ALIVE

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

The Last Halloween

by reddit user wdalphin

I don’t celebrate Halloween. When the trick-or-treaters come out and start prowling my street, I make sure to keep my front porch light off, and pull the shades down. If someone rings my doorbell despite all my precautions, I hide in the bedroom and pray they don’t ring it again. There’s always a fear that maybe it’s not a child in a ninja turtle mask or wearing a sheet over their head.

Maybe, just maybe, it’s Granny Clark.

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You can’t wake up. This is not a dream.

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I got bitch.. suits me well

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Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this