Hi I’m a piece of shit welcome to my blog

you know a cat wrote this

Dripping so hard I got lettuce and cheese in my wallet

humans need a threat display. there should be a socially acceptable universally understood way to say "i swear to god if you fuck with me i'll kill us both".

does some kind of stepping

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

me irl

im really bad at conversations sorry if ive ever talked to you

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhand

Utterly incomprehensible to anyone who spends a healthy amount of time online, fantastic.

love seeing thjs pic so bad i just keep thinking theyre going off to war.

tf2

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

@setepenre-set

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡

BUFFET???

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark