Never let an artist paint you nice and pretty in their head

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

climb a tree in a shocking display of tom-boy ways and unladylike behaviour

Waving my dick at hurricane Florence in a display of dominance

At least it’s gonna get washed for once.

You always stand up for what’s right and just. 

Sometimes, that means taking a knee. 

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

this was for an aquarium

i ask you this: when was the last time you frolicked? when did you last gambol? have you lately cavorted or capered?

Look I sauntered just yesterday and that’s going to have to satisfy you people. 

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday

Or a pen with multiple colors

*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *cliiiiiiiick*

me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u