fluffydoghead
mario is an abusive fuck
ruinedchildhood
He must be stopped.
xxxnematode
LUIGI THROW THEM HANDS.
ruinedchildhood
ruinedchildhood
fuckyeahbrandon
‘It be ya own niggas sometimes’
ruinedchildhood
ruinedchildhood
I'm literally losing my mind over how fucking funny this is.
the trinity are so fucking funny theyre literally like some guy from Kansas, a goth ceo, and 𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖆 𝖔𝖋 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖈𝖎𝖗𝖆, 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖎𝖕𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖞𝖙𝖆, 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕬𝖒𝖆𝖟𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖅𝖊𝖚𝖘, 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖑𝖞𝖒𝖕𝖚𝖘
"Cosmic Fuckups" aka team god-wants-us-dead-but-we-flipped-him-off-instead
bring me to justice, lynda
They really just let anybody be a superhero these days…
“ASHASHASHOWATSHAASHHASHOWSHAHSHWOSGAHWHSHAWATTOSHAGWSHA”
me trying to find the bathroom in the bar after 3 - 7 vodka sodas
Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy
What do you do?
“Really, Carl? Really? Christ, I knew the breakup with Cindy was bad-but not THIS bad! How’d you even get in my house? Why are the Utz all over the floor? Wh- how did you get in my house!?”
“Damn your fool’s mind, Randy, the mists of dream still you know my Amulet of Saros allows me passage through all portals, physical and arcane. I came here as this apartment provides protection from the mental ravaging of that dark sorceress, Cindy, gods blast her name! Your fermented beverages are all that have kept me from darkness this night, Randy, would you turn me away in this hour of terror?”
certified iconic post
mountaindewdarkberrybash
everyone talking about wizard posting needs to pay respects to the original
#pov you’re from the nation those damn britishers colonized
superorganism
why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
#girl… put 2 and 2 together
