ddddddd

the best ambulance

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

"i made cookies"

"i did your laundry for you" 

"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

omfg its her

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

Anonymous (via seedy)

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

ten

i hate u

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself