the real april fool here is me thinking i could stay away from the aftg fandom for too long
reblogs encourage me to make more art.
please credit and link back to me if you repost!
Nice to see Hozier practicing an age-old tradition: Irishmen using infant cannibalism as a satirical device in critique of exploitative colonialists
I want to know how Hozier's brain works. Like, how do you come up with a metaphor for gluttony that's also about the destruction of the planet and the disposability of young people within the war industry??? AND it's also a bop??? Sir???
Look, say whatever the fuck you want about how Teen Wolf went downhill in later seasons (because you’re right, overall it did), but at least they had the FUCKING RESPECT when Dylan couldn’t film a full season to give Stiles a storyline that explains his absence and have the other characters (helmed by the slow burn potential love interest) search for him and fight to get him back. AND when they DID get him back, finally made their long term will they/won’t they ship canon.
Meanwhile when Bob couldn’t film a full season of t100, they wrote Bellamy out of 80% of the season and basically had most of the characters not notice/care that he’s originally missing for ages, then “kill” him so the other characters have no reason to look for or fight for him, bring him back brainwashed and have everyone he loves turn on him, and then have him murdered off by his best friend and potential slow burn love interest that they had been teasing fans with for years, culminating in his whole “family” just being chill with it and justifying it (when they legit didn’t even kill Octavia when she ran a cannibalistic murder cult) because he was “lost” or some shit. I mean, honestly, could you do worse?
THIS!
I've ways been against journaling bc I have a phobia that someone close to me will read it and know too much and use it against me. which is why I air out all my personal business on tumblr. if a stranger across the globe manages to use my vague oversharing to find and kill me then maybe I deserve it
jesper and nina facetiming at 2am
jesper: so
jesper: i have like a tiny crush on wylan
nina: *doing her makeup* yes, obviously
jesper: but i don't know how to flirt with boys
nina: imagine flirting with men i could never
jesper: you literally have a boyfriend
nina: yeah but im pretty i didn't have to do anything
matthias: *resigned nodding in the background*
so we all agree that rian johnson read the grisha trilogy and decided to write darklina fanfic in the star wars universe, right?
huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever
when tumblr is like "this post went to heaven" brother that is not where these posts go when they die
hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!
I’m not going to explain myself
this image feels appropriate to put here
He was about to show the reason why people called him howl
happy 1st birthday Howl Pegging Comic ❤️
happy 2st birthday Howl Pegging Comic ❤
A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.
my artistic peak?
patreon // commissions // buy my stickers // buy my comics please
I love this with all my heart and soul.
"why does Roland think you're tying me down"
idk neil take a wild fucking guess
