Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito
hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?
Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.
the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago
like
marcus aurelius just fuckin @ me next time
YES I WAS BORN TO HUDDLE UNDER BLANKETS YOU DON’T KNOW ME MARK
Look at his eyes. You can tell he’s gonna take that compliment to heart.
Nothing but respect for my (future) President.
Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.
It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.
Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire
This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.
Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.
Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!
Happy Haunting!
COMET WHAT ARE YOU DOING
im SCREAMIBG
YOU ARE KIDDING ME
why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours
ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee
trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like
How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.
Amazing
Science always blows my mind.
Broad City | 2x10 - “St. Mark’s”
literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread
this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time
I’m genuinely gonna have nightmares about this. Horrendous
Will Smith performs “wild wild west” one of the best performances i’ve ever seen
What a time to be alive
A whole ass horse
not half. WHOLE.
Just when you think it’s over, HER COME STEVIE!
^^^^^^^
