I gotta sell this one I think. Anybuggy wanna make an offer before I put braincycles toward figuring out a cost?

Hood of Toyota RAV4 for scale (with lounging dashboard skeleton for lols)

May I offer you some texture in these trying times?

Before I read the text I thought someone put panties on their car

#its tumblr that’s not the weirdest thing Ive seen today

Knitting center of my brain: Ooh, nice shawl

Entire rest of my brain: Marketing so misogynistic now they've cut out the whole entire woman and just put the bikini directly on the car

Everyone else shut up this is the only funny response on the entire post

Oh ZOD it’s happening

You got that right

Oh hey, spotted the UK reblogger

I also thought for a brief moment that it was a car in… briefs

I just finished another one and so help me Zod I am holding off until tomorrow on photographing so I can take pictures of it on the hood of the car

Here we goooooooo

But wait—

AND MORE

Anyway these are all for sale. Ask questions. Make me an offer!

<Announcer Voice> This

SATURDAY

SATURDAY

SATURDAY

come on down to the Blissgrounds! We have

SHAWLS

SHAWLS

SHAWLS!

So many colors!

So many sizes!

So much texture!

<slaps the roof of the Rav 4>

You can fit so much cozy on this bad boy!

So come down to the Blissgrounds this weekend!

I need violent dick and five thousand dollars

I just need four more of you

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

That's nothing. Check THIS shit out

WHAT THE HELL

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

there should be less queer discourse and more queer intercourse

"is there a place for transmascs in the lesbian community?" the transmascs and cis lesbians i know are having sex, not discourse

me n the boys

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #14: All Pride is Kink to Bigots

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

the journey has begun…

DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

Like I said

fandom will take over american currency

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

Historical

Spn heritage post

It’s not illegal to deface American currency actually!!

It’s illegal to deface it in a manner that makes the money unusable (shredding/burning etc) but you can write stuff on money or draw a mustache on George Washington to your heart’s content.

When I worked at a bank I got all sorts of bills with weird shit on them, from “fuck trump” to “for a good time call”. They all went in the vault- still totally useable and therefore not illegal :)

It’s not illegal

to deface American

currency actually!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

🫡

Hookhausen is coming again…

Fuck

Ospreay vs Omega II is of the best matches in the history of this sport. We were privileged to watch that live.

I love this website

No I mean like idk how to be normal about this cause maybe we shouldn’t LOVE the site of beautiful men covered in blood, like pools of blood, but here we are………..

i know the wound man is supposed to be a medical teaching aid but i love that out of context it looks like someone was just like man fuck this one guy in particular

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It’s the way Bryce always looks so done with MJF.

sick of job hunting i wish you could still make a living scamming rich people into buying photos of ghosts and faeries like those victorian photographers

well i'm not doing that. they're getting ghosts.

Pt sink baby and Eraserhead baby playdate

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done