good morning is anyone else seeing the porn ads on tumblr. I’ve always joked about them being this close to having actual “THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN 40 SECONDS” ads, but i never expected to actually see one for real
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
had a customer tell me “happy holidays” and then immediately follow it up with “or that’s what i WOULD say. but i’m not ‘politically correct’ enough.” but then he didn’t say anything else and hung up the phone
i said merry christmas. i didnt say happy holidays. HE said happy holidays and got mad about it
Do you mean the Bethesda fallouts suck or do you not like the whole series?
the bethesda fallouts suck. theyre part of my favorite games but i just have bad taste
yup.. mhm hmmmmmm yea ok yup gotcha
Today's Seal Is: Now See Her Polite
GLaDOS after the final personality sphere is incinerated
A guy was watching family guy clips full volume in the break room today. not just watching family guy. just clips. one after the other
google maps wrapped 2023
- you confused your right and left 523 times
- your most traveled-to destination was your own home
- you said "girl shut the fuck up" to the voice giving directions every time it told you you'd made a wrong turn
chicken plush // MountRoyalMint
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Skyrim really abandons all pretense of creating an immersive world (Extremely hyper dramatic way of complaining about one specific instance of bad writing) when, in the tutorial, they had a man who’s lived in skyrim all his life, express shock and surprise at the existence of frostbite spiders, an ordinary animal that is native to and extremely common in the specific region he grew up in. And it’s all for the sake of a throwaway jokey “What was THAT isn’t that CRAZY this game is SO WEIRD HUH” type of reaction. hadvar also says “What next, giant snakes?” HADVAR. there is a dragon outside
Today's Seal Is: Ah...Embarrassed...
An animal bites you. Which of these would you rather it be? Assume it's non venomous/not carrying any diseases.
Snake
Lizard
Spider
Bird
Cat
Dog
Something else? Idk I'm just putting down random animals.
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